
Why is Luigi wearing a German Bee-ified Stahlhelm?
Luigi supports the GDR
Luigi's Mansion was him vacuuming up the ghosts of all the dead Hohenzollerns so Germany could be free of its imperial past and be born again in socialism.
Unfortunately 1990 happened too soon.
He is dripped out. Drippi Longstockings 😩👌
Target eliminated. Well done 47
is the bee all right?
B is kil 😔
It died doing what it loved
Is this the part where we scold the bee for doing adventurism instead of organizing for a local party?
I heard it was organized with 10s of thousands of dedicated comrades. Excited to see what they do next.
Bro, they get conditional support at best. They are literally monarchists.
No way. Eusocial insects are the ultimate self-organized emergent organization. Every bee or ant is just doing its thing, and the intelligent functioning of the whole emerges out of their interactions and how those interactions subtly shape individual behavior.
yeah the naming of the main reproducing bee as the "queen" is literally us imposing our own bullshit onto a species that has no idea what that is.

🐝
🎩
Look I know it's gauche to laugh at one's own joke but I really fucking got myself with this one.
it's a good'un
Save the Bees - Kill the Billionaires

Kapur, the chairman of global car parts giant Sona Comstar, died from anaphylactic shock after a bee possibly stung him in the mouth
The bee has the right to defend itself from ecocriminals
I thought this was fake news lmao
I checked twice to bee certain the first time I read the title
It's becoming a summer tradition that a billionaire dies to the stupidest shit imaginable.
2023 was OceanGate
2024 was the yacht
Now a billionaire gets 187'd by a bee
Another dead billionaire 
if i were a billionaire with deathly allergies id just pay a lacky to have an epipen on them. skill issue 

rip in peace to a real one [the bee].
Now this is some real feel-good and uplifting news of the day.

Flash of inspiration time
I hope the bee didn't suffer.
comrade bee
luigi mangiobee
The return of Bee JDPON

One bee and enough cocaine to kill an elephant
Spotted in the area


this would make a good slammer post
I'M SORRY, BZZZZZ
THE GENOCIDE WILL STOP
Do not ask for whom the bee buzzes
It buzzes for thee
Shoulda swallowed a spider to catch the bee smh
Nature is healing
Beeutiful! 
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
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