They shouldn't give Iran a reason to be violent, that's exactly what they want. If they unite and make their voices strong and come together PEACEFULLY !! , surely the Iranian soldiers will be moved to tears and lay down their weapons #Gandhi
Bit idea: full throatedly disavowing violence from the Israeli side because it's bad optics.
It needs a little workshopping because if you followed the trope and went "you'd be just as bad as the Palestinians" that would be cringe as fuck and they could twist you into a pretzel when they go "yeah, Palestinians are... le bad!"
So you'd have to argue in bad faith - call it whataboutism if they bring up October 7th. Claim that "you just want what's best for the hostages" and really turn the liberal/boomer dial to 11. Tell them they have some growing up to do and how they'll learn to understand the importance and turning the other cheek and staying engaged if they spend more time outside of their shelter.
If they ever hurl an accusation say they're not taking this seriously. If they talk about their grievances you have to talk like "exactly! I'm saying that you stop giving them a reason to do that. Let the cameras show your best side and their worst side."
I could see it (upsetting someone a lot).
Whataboutism? What about deez nuts?
if they didn't want this to happen, they should have condemned hamas
They should kneel and sing a song from Les Miserables or Hamilton. #DumbledoresArmy
They should have Jenner hand out coca cola again to make it alright
Funny you say that because Caitlyn Jenner is allegedly stuck in a bunker in Tel Aviv right now because she went to Israel for Pride
It was a PEPSI :pepsi: Revisionism! 
Nah it was turbo run
If Netanyahu, Ben Gvir, and all the other Israeli officials released a video of them singing "Imagine", we'd have peace in the region.
I don't think enough people are familiar with old Marilyn Manson songs for this to work
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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