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[-] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 260 points 2 weeks ago
[-] sundray@lemmus.org 207 points 2 weeks ago

Jeez, come on you guys, show some respect.

A bee just died.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 69 points 2 weeks ago

Seriously. We really can't afford to lose more bees.

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[-] Chozo@fedia.io 154 points 2 weeks ago

https://www.moneycontrol.com/entertainment/when-karisma-kapoor-alleged-abuse-in-divorce-plea-sunjay-kapur-forced-me-to-sleep-with-his-friends-article-12831156.html

Karisma accused Sunjay of domestic abuse in her divorce plea, stating that during their honeymoon, Sunjay forced her to sleep with his friends.

Good bee.

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[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 96 points 2 weeks ago

RIP bee. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 44 points 2 weeks ago

It's too soon for distasteful comments like this.

There's no evidence the bee died. Many species can sting more than once. Hopefully the bee can go on to sting many more allergic billionaires.

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[-] adhdplantdev@lemm.ee 61 points 2 weeks ago

Oh. Anyway.

[-] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 58 points 2 weeks ago
[-] harmsy@lemmy.world 58 points 2 weeks ago
[-] morphballganon@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

10/10 no notes

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[-] Earthprototype@lemmy.world 58 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Poor bee didn't deserve that...

[-] javiwhite@feddit.uk 58 points 2 weeks ago

Bee the change you want to see.

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[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago

Is it possible to train bees? Asking for a friend who is very interested in bee training.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

No, but maybe we could encourage the Orcas.

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[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 41 points 2 weeks ago

Death by inhaling bee is the funniest death note entry yet.

[-] GrumpyFortuneCat@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago

What do we call the bee? Luigi 2?

[-] Brainsploosh@lemmy.world 64 points 2 weeks ago
[-] fargeol@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago
[-] houndeyes@toast.ooo 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Beegi

Not to be confused with the Bee Gees.
That billionaire wasn't...

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[-] spykee@lemm.ee 35 points 2 weeks ago

Not all heroes wear capes.
Some have wings & stingers.
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No clue who the dude was, I just hate on billionaires in general.

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[-] Wytch@lemmy.zip 28 points 2 weeks ago

She fights for her people, not ours, but I salute her

[-] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago

I wanna bee a billionaire, so fucking bad

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[-] SparrowHawk@feddit.it 26 points 2 weeks ago

We should circulate a copypasta that's like "nature's fighting back!" what with the orcas and the bees and the submarines so that the billionaires will fear going out even more

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[-] meejle@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

Poor bee 😔

[-] ArgentRaven@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

Is the bee ok?

[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 weeks ago
[-] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago

If so, we have another job for it

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[-] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 22 points 2 weeks ago

Oh NO! PLEASE keep the Comments CIVILIZED! This man CHANGED Lives (by STEALING people's Money and Health!) and should be HONORED!

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[-] Octavio@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

What a tragic loss. For the bee community.

[-] p3n@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

With the focus of wealth inequality, I thought I'd just share this morbid reminder from the middle ages that there is no inequality in death. It will find everyone. No amount of money will let anyone escape it. Just something to consider when you are thinking about what to pursue in life. To that extent, I do feel somewhat sorry when I hear that a billionaire has died, because I know that they likely spent most of their life pursuing things that are ultimately worthless, and it makes me re-evaluate just what I am doing with mine.

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[-] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

o7

This is why we need to save the bees.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 2 weeks ago
[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago
[-] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 16 points 2 weeks ago

I was once on a farm, laughing at something, and a horsefly came up and bit me on the tongue.

I had no idea why it happened, still don't, but it was one of the worst things that had ever happened to me at that point in my life.

[-] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I got a cabin out in Shenandoah one time by Luray, and all the bugs out there are frickin massive.

I’m outside making bbq, having a mikes hard lemonade of some kind. Grab my bottle, take a swig, and suddenly I have what feels like a wet piece of carpet halfway in my mouth.

So I pull the bottle away from my face and lo and behold the most massive hornet I have ever seen in my life plops down and hits the ground. Like at least two and a half inches long. Little guy was drunk as all hell after taking a swim and thankfully didnt sting me when I had his ass in my mouth

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[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Can we get an F in the chat for the bee heroine?

[-] DontMakeMoreBabies@piefed.social 15 points 2 weeks ago

Literally no idea who he is but I'll celebrate the death of a billionaire no matter who they are. Fuck that guy - glad he's dead.

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[-] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 weeks ago

Is the bee a terrorist?

[-] mrslt@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

My condolences to that bee's hive for their loss.

[-] asg101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago

Mad props to Comrade Bee, she gave her life for the people. She will live on in our memories, deepest sympathy and condolences to her hive for their loss.

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[-] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Thoughts and prayers

[-] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

Nature is healing.

[-] Ruminare@feddit.org 11 points 2 weeks ago

Bee as in "billionaire."

[-] ef9357@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Finally, some good news.

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