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[-] kreskin@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

oh no. Where will we find another rich douche to replace him?

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[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 10 points 2 months ago

So, apropro of nothing, is it possible to train bees?

[-] ef9357@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Finally, some good news.

[-] deathbird@mander.xyz 9 points 2 months ago

Ah this is terrible.

The bee population is already struggling, and there's no way this one survived after getting stuck in dude's throat.

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[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago

Am I a bad person for laughing after reading this headline?

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[-] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

What a way to go! All that money can't save you from nature.

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[-] Onyxonblack@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

The Bees are happy!

[-] LucidLyes@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

keeping all that money didn't bring more security in this regard

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[-] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
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[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago
[-] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I saw this Black Mirror episode...

[-] TheLastOfHisName@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Always remember this day. The day when one, small bee gave his life for the cause.

[-] Lucelu2@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I was stung once by a bee when I was a kid and my mother threw mud on it. While the mud dried, it drew out the stinger.

anyhow, mad props to bees. They are heroes more ways than one. I actually find this quite inspirational. No matter how small and insignificant you may feel you are, small acts can still have big consequences.

[-] SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social 6 points 2 months ago

Sounds like assassination.

(Based on nothing)

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure the CIA experimented with using bees to kill Fidel Castro.

They pretty much tried everything else....

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[-] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

to bee and not to be.

[-] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Sic semper apiaster

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
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[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

The world's poor..."Release the Bees!".

[-] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

The question is, are well do bees adjust in Florida? Like, around a golf course let's say?

[-] philpo@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

The question I ask myself is: You have that much money,you have a private jet on standby, a large security detail.

And none fucking thought about getting competent medical team or at least a fucking competent paramedic? I mean....I am generally unsympathetic amongst almost all billionaires, but as someone who has literally done VIP escorts as a critical care paramedic I wonder who fucked up that much.(But these were all "old wealth" and actually were not billionaires. And tbh they treated us with more respect than most members of the public do-that gives them at least some plus point)

It's not like Airway obstruction nor anaphylaxis is untreatable/isn't absolutely manageable if caught early.

Anyway, can we please get a fundraiser for the poor queen of that bee?

[-] joenforcer@midwest.social 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Anyway, can we please get a fundraiser for the poor queen of that bee?

It's on the front page of GoFundBee!

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[-] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[-] boughtmysoul@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[-] ibelieveinthehousehippo@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

That bee was too good for this world

[-] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Luigi the Bee.

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