oh no. Where will we find another rich douche to replace him?
So, apropro of nothing, is it possible to train bees?
Finally, some good news.
Ah this is terrible.
The bee population is already struggling, and there's no way this one survived after getting stuck in dude's throat.
The Bees are happy!
Good.
I saw this Black Mirror episode...
Always remember this day. The day when one, small bee gave his life for the cause.
I was stung once by a bee when I was a kid and my mother threw mud on it. While the mud dried, it drew out the stinger.
anyhow, mad props to bees. They are heroes more ways than one. I actually find this quite inspirational. No matter how small and insignificant you may feel you are, small acts can still have big consequences.
Sounds like assassination.
(Based on nothing)
Pretty sure the CIA experimented with using bees to kill Fidel Castro.
They pretty much tried everything else....
to bee and not to be.
Sic semper apiaster
The world's poor..."Release the Bees!".
The question is, are well do bees adjust in Florida? Like, around a golf course let's say?
The question I ask myself is: You have that much money,you have a private jet on standby, a large security detail.
And none fucking thought about getting competent medical team or at least a fucking competent paramedic? I mean....I am generally unsympathetic amongst almost all billionaires, but as someone who has literally done VIP escorts as a critical care paramedic I wonder who fucked up that much.(But these were all "old wealth" and actually were not billionaires. And tbh they treated us with more respect than most members of the public do-that gives them at least some plus point)
It's not like Airway obstruction nor anaphylaxis is untreatable/isn't absolutely manageable if caught early.
Anyway, can we please get a fundraiser for the poor queen of that bee?
Anyway, can we please get a fundraiser for the poor queen of that bee?
It's on the front page of GoFundBee!
lol
RIP to that poor bee :(
Luigi the Bee.
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