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Billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after swallowing a bee at a polo match (people.com)

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[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 2 months ago

This does mean we still get to make our annual billionarie sacrifice to the Deep Ones right?

[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Dude, we had a sub down, a CEO shot (and Luigi didn't do it. I am praying for an acquittal), and now this! I mean the whales are still attacking yachts, and I am hoping for more karma to land on their asses due to their own hubris.

What would be funny is that if you have someone planning to go Luigi on a billionaires ass only for them, just moments before, die in a stupid and unrelated manner... then our would be assassin just walks away not having done anything and saying 'meh, saved me the trouble!'

[-] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Ooooh, we should do one for each of the elements!
The submarine was for the Water goddess, let's say the bee was for the Wind.
Next up, Earth and Fire.

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[-] Wilco@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Is the bee ok?

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Save the bees!

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

Available on Amazon.

[-] pleasegoaway@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

You would think, with all his money and outdoor polo playing, that he would KNOW that he has a severe bee allergy and carry an epi-pen.

[-] blarghly@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Idk, I've never been stung by a bee. I might be deathly allergic, but I have no idea.

[-] pleasegoaway@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago

How have you never been stung by a bee? I’m genuinely asking.

I’ve been stung like a dozen times.

[-] blarghly@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Idk. I don't fuck with them, they don't fuck with me. Bees are pretty docile in my experience. Been stung plenty by wasps, though.

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[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Proof that God hates billionaires.

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