submitted 1 week ago by ZDL@lazysoci.al to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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You don't want the answer, trust me.

With an itheberg.

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[-] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 11 points 1 week ago

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Sylvester entered the chat…

[-] Bgugi@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

I spent about five minutes telling and subsequently explaining this joke to my wife. 10/10.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

You're disthpickable.

[-] Alteon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Yeah...

That's a good one. I actually like that one.

[-] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Wabbit theeson

[-] rammer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Duck season

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Got me. Nice one.

this post was submitted on 14 Jun 2025

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