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Anon visits Japan (sh.itjust.works)

>be me
>went to Japan for vacation
>has a very close online jap friend that I met when I was loitering around a guitar hero group
>we decided to meet up
>thought he's a guy
>short haired qt 9/10 appeared. Her name is Nao
>even though it's the first time meeting her irl, we hit off pretty well
>Nao talks to me about pretending to be a guy online
>she wanted to talk with someone about rock but she thinks people online wouldn't take her seriously because she's a girl
>she apologized
>"apology accepted but on one condition."
>says I wanna play guitar hero with you
>she laughed and agreed
>nicesmile.jpeg
>went to her apartment
>she hurriedly opened her ps4 and accessed guitar hero
>pretty high level
>plays
>mfw she lost
>mfw she turned off the game and started sulking
>started motivating her
>hey nao, you're a rockstar. get your game on, go, play

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[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 130 points 1 year ago

It's between a while since I've been Gottem'd like that

[-] whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 year ago

Man I always noticed this shit when I see a name mentioned in a greentext but I guess I am losing my touch

[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 69 points 1 year ago

always-read-the-last-line-first master race

[-] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago

I am so happy to be bamboozled by you.

[-] Anonymosh@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago

Dammit. Fuck you and well done!

[-] littlecolt@lemm.ee 50 points 1 year ago

I read the whole thing and said "I hate you. I hate you so much" out loud.

[-] Scooter411@lemmy.ml 49 points 1 year ago

God damn it

[-] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 41 points 1 year ago

Nobody ever thinks they'll get get until they got got. Fuuuck.

[-] Supervivens@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago

Holy shit did I just get got

[-] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

He can't keep getting away with this!

[-] TronnaRaps@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 year ago
[-] iMastari@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago

Like Rick-Rolled 'cept different.

[-] adespoton@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago

But did she glitter?

[-] nik282000@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago
[-] Cephirux@lemmings.world 14 points 1 year ago
[-] qtj@feddit.de 64 points 1 year ago

The entire story is a buildup for anon to sing the lyrics of the song allstar by smash mouth.

[-] Very_Bad_Janet@kbin.social 24 points 1 year ago
[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

It's pronounced "someBODY".

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Ayentehshapasstoolinashayyyyydh

is how 12yo-me interpreted the next verse. I seldom englished back then

[-] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 year ago

You could say you weren't the sharpest tool in the shed.

[-] RQG@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

I knew where this was going when her name was Nao.

[-] nantsuu@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago

I don't think Guitar Hero even came out in Japan.

[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 11 points 1 year ago

Man i love these, that damn skies rim one of golden

[-] SatyrSack@lemmy.one 9 points 1 year ago

Those aren't even the right lyrics

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

And when it doesn't work out, it's, "Hey Nao, hey Nao, don't dream, it's over."

[-] propaganja@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

"Wait! How did you beat me when I hit every note perfectly? I've never seen anyone use their whammy bar the entire time—just what in the hell was that?"

"Nao, that's what I call music."

[-] Shard@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You sonvabitch

You won the internet

this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2023
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