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[-] sirblastalot@ttrpg.network 6 points 1 day ago

A war could always just end by the bad guy (from your perspective) winning decisively.

[-] cynar@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago

Granted.

No wars will never end, unless you personally step in to end them. Minor skirmishes now turn into epic wars of genocidal annihilation. It's down to you to stop them.

[-] Crankenstein@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

What?

'I wish to end all war.'

"Okay, wish granted. All wars will never end"

Make it make sense.

[-] feannag@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 days ago

They're saying the monkey paw interpretation is the wisher want to end the wars. "I wish to [be the one to] end all wars."

[-] Crankenstein@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Ah thanks, that was the semantics I was misunderstanding.

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

They are saying "I" aren't they?

[-] skarn@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago

As in, I wish to be the one who ends all wars. They only end when I stop them. Each one, individually.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 2 days ago

hey we granted ourselves this wish! now they're not "wars" anymore, just armed conflicts!

[-] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

If they don't span the globe you can't call them global armed conflicts, they're sparkling armed conflicts from LocalNamed region.

[-] notabot@piefed.social 28 points 3 days ago

I wish to end all wars

/turns into the letter s.

[-] Randomdude@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago

All current wars will end and soon new wars will begin.

[-] Freecee@lemm.ee 17 points 2 days ago

No wars without humans. Congratulations on killing everyone

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 2 days ago

Honestly, when I was younger killing off all of mankind was a sinister bond villain type of deal, over the top, ridiculous and something that everyone would disagree with.

The older I get the less ridiculous the idea sounds. I mean I would not pursue it not really condone it, yet I do think there's a fundamental problem with humanity that will probably never solve itself.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

Someone has never played SimAnt

[-] s12@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

You have ended the blood war.

Nothing in your wish prevents new wars from being started.

[-] Stern@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Warlocks, Wards, Warriors, Warmth, Warnings...

this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2025
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