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[-] fireweed@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

ADHDr's

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[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If I could hold down a button to clean my shower you bet your ass I would.

The lack of a sparkle and a ding when you finish cleaning something is a major mark against real life cleaning, as well.

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

It takes ages to clean, it hurts, and I'm sure not gaining xp for it!

[-] lesnout27@feddit.org 9 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Real life also has to much frustrating detail Like, are you realy ever done with cleaning? Not to mention the sweating and wet hands mechanics, yuck!

[-] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 21 hours ago

I like making surfaces in my home shiny, like my microwave or shower. Would you find a sense of accomplishment cleaning something small like your sink and admiring it? Sometimes I like the squeaky sounds when I scrub a surface... Kind of soothing.

I find if I just focus on a little part at a time, the task seems less daunting and it makes it easier to get started.

[-] T156@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

As is the lack of the shower cleaning itself and getting rid of the tiny bits that you missed along the way when you're basically done.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Get you a clicker or dinger or whatever and do it yourself. Works for dogs. 🤣

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 20 hours ago

Work Simulator lets me live my fantasy of being in Clerks.

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

But when you do your own powerwashing you get to do this…

[-] grillgamesh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

good fucking god.

you powerwashed..... in open toed, flesh exposed shoes???? you must have balls of fucking steel, and really good health insurance.... jeansus fucking chrysler that shit is scary

What? I jet wash in my open toed shoes and don’t see the issue. I’m jet washing the floor and nowhere near my feet.

[-] grillgamesh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

i have always been taught that its better to he safe with pressure... anything.

if you want nightmare fuel, (to be extremely clear, this is gore, and very much not safe for work; assuming you're not working at an ER, or hospital). search up "Degloved hand" or "Degloved foot". those images are why I wear steel toed boots with pressure washers, and thick kevlar gloves when working on high pressure water lines. I do not want to lose a toe, or a finger, ever.

Ok. That was nightmare fuel, especially since I’m recovering from a fasciectomy on my pinky.

I’ll not be wearing open toed shoes again, thanks friend.

[-] grillgamesh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago

glad to help another dude stay safe :)

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

As an aside, I’ve heard an internet rumor that if you spray paint a dong beside a pot hole, the city will come fill it (correctly) much faster.

[-] TwigletSparkle@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)
[-] janus2@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

me cleaning at work* or a friend's: 😁🧹🧽🧼🫧

my own apartment: 💀😭🤮😫

*only when I'm supposed to be doing something else tho

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

I have finally achieved the status in life where I can afford to pay someone to clean once a week, which I am very excited to start doing!!!!

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Crime scene cleaner if you haven’t played that one.

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Really cool one, somehow its very relaxing even tho you are cleaning up someone's blood from the ceiling

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 hours ago

Cleaning blood from the swimming pools after draining them was a bit bizarre but overall great game.

[-] blazeknave@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Me cleaning my house makes me sweaty, dirty, and tired; not to mention it makes me have to put out my trash more often. Me playing a simulator allows me to be comfortable and not exert myself.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Me finding Power Wash Simulator on GamePass a week after starting Adderall

Meanwhile my wife yelling at me to power wash the deck and my only retort is "uhh water ban".

this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2025
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