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[-] BCsven@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 days ago

My dad asked for a biscuit with butter on it, both sides; the girl at the counter spread the butter all over the outside of an uncut biscuit, both sides

[-] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

I think we are thinking of different things when we talk about biscuits

[-] BCsven@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

US style biscuit. Like a Scone sort of.

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Here's the medical field clarification for cut planes...
I'm not sure if bakery has its own "cuts of meat" lingo.

[-] anzo@programming.dev 2 points 16 hours ago

For these to be 'translated' onto anything (e.g. a bagel) one would first need to find the axes: anterior-posterior and left-right. This works with organisms of bilateral symmetry.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

Speak English, doc! We ain't scientists!

[-] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

This was a particularly bad case of some bagel being cut in half.

[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I don't get it. Einstein's makes bagel sandwiches. This is what they do.

Is it not sliced like a bagel? Seems like you'd have to specifically request this.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

What are we looking at...?

EDIT: I can't tell if this is a sandwich or not. Einstein's slices them horizontally, then vertically like this. Honestly, it helps when eating the larger sandwiches while driving. If it's not a sandwich, maybe they accidentally cut it vertically? (again, can't tell if it's also cut horizontally)

[-] dabster291@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago

I'm guessing they cut the bagel wrong.

[-] humble_boatsman@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Instructions were: sliced with butter not toasted.

Edit: no wait I see it. Plain bagel sliced. You're a basic bitch. No problems here.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

It's Einstein Bros. That's already evident.

Man I haven't had Einstein Bros since college.

this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2025
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