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Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
Got me. I loled.
Basil?
Que?
That's... too bad? Anyway, I'm making nachos for dinner.
Yeah the plastic surgeons are heart broken. Anyways, what kind of nachos? I like to get the scoops and make little nacho cups.
Holy crap, recipe?
Recipe for nachos:
Pile up chips, other stuff from around the house, and cheese, in that order.
Hot until cheese looks yum.
Apply: Red and hopefully spicy, green, or white toppings.
Scarf.
Magic Nachos
Prep time: ~15 minutes
- Brown some ground beef
- Add taco seasoning (per instructions) and 1/4 cup of water. Simmer for 5 minutes or so.
- Arrange Doritos attractively on plate
- Sprinkle with taco meat
- Top with your choice of: diced tomatoes, black beans, diced onions, jalapeños
- Sprinkle with a generous layer of shredded Mexican 4 cheese mix.
- Microwave for 90 seconds.
- Put in face hole.
Oh I forgot the lengthy story of how my grandma used to make these nachos when her terrible neighbor who used to shoot dogs got sent to the hospital. You'll just have to make a family tradition of your own!
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The doritos makes them nacho average nachos lol!
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I wish her a very pleasant cease to live.
I hope it’s not pleasant
That’s generous!
Related?
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/17/us/padilla-arrest-noem.html
Senate Democrats Want Noem to Testify After Senator Is Pushed and Handcuffed
Democrats asked the homeland security secretary to testify about Senator Alex Padilla’s removal from a news conference and Trump’s immigration enforcement.
She’s a conservative drama queen. She couldn’t be upstaged like that.
I was hoping it was a puppy attacking her.
the goats, horses, and dogs polteigeists in her house.
Allergic reaction and she is fine. Sadly. https://www.cnn.com/2025/06/17/politics/kristi-noem-hostpital
What's she allergic to so we can be sure to deliver it to her in huge quantities?
Truth, honesty, compassion.
Truthfully, I honestly have compassion for everyone she’s oppressing.
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The Constitution.
Probably just injected a little too much Botox.
botched surgery to look like ivanka.
Hopefully she's developed an allergy to Botox...
That'll affect her for a looooooong time.
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What triggered the allergy? Was she exposed to ordinary humn decency?
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Oh no. I hope it’s something serious.
I will bet you all $5 in gringo money that she had a split-second moment of clarity about how she is absolutely going to hell when she shuffles off this mortal coil, had a panic attack, and just needs a way to blame immigrants for it once she regained her normal line of corrupt and abhorrent thought.
shall RFK bring some essential oils and sacrifice a goat.
Puppy not a goat
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Shame they don't mention what she is allergic to.
Common decency.
Hazmat teams are on sight due to the silicone leak in her face.
Eh...
Silicone... Botox... Caulk... Whatever... 🤷♂️
1 Month Later
Welcome to the White House, Secretary Loomer
🤮
They should have left her where they found her
Just trying to keep her away from dogs
Damn, that's crazy. Hope it was a dog bite lmao
^bummer^ So I just discovered the VINWiki car channel on the tube, gotta say their stories are pretty good. One was about a dude who bought a smuggler’s truck. Not a bad channel at all.
Hopefully for her, she's not treated by doctors and nurses that like dogs.
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Well good thing murdering people with "power" is not terrorism as proven from the other day. Let's hope she has a speedy descent.
She's getting fitted for her darth vader suit.
Darth Homeland: Where is Cricket? Is he safe? Is he alright?
Hegsith: It seems in your anger, you killed him.
Darth Homeland: I? I couldn't have. He was alive! I felt it! NOOOOOEEEEEMMMMM!!!!!
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