A Bluesky joke making fun of the dems and their "distraction" fetish.
Her: Why didn't you do the dishes?
Me: Dishes are a distraction. We need to focus on the real issue, the vacuuming that I am also not doing.
He’ll fight Republicans by coming to a bipartisan compromise with them.
The trans children shall be cut in half and one side will be permitted to transition.
It’s too raunchy for The Onion, but a satire article about conservatives banning bottom surgery for trans women but all the quotes from Republican politicians in the article are them being very thinly veiled 
for girlcock would be hilarious.
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"We'll keep fighting..."
Oh, so this is fighting?
This is liberals' idea of fighting, yes
At the beginning of Trump term 2, ol' chuck said the democrats would "keep at it, keep at it, keep at it" and like...what exactly is the it at which they are keeping?
The administration cares nothing for the mechanisms by which they could be challenged.
"When asked if he intended to actually win any of the fights, Schumer simply smiled vacantly."
Schumer’s been saving ammo for years, can’t wait to see what he does with it!
Eventually he'll hand it to Trump and beg President Daddy to allow Democratic Party to continue to exist and dem pols not be sent to a hell prison in another country. Who knows - it might even work!
It only has to work long enough for them to die off and they're all like 90, they've probably got enough "then they came for's" ahead of them to be fine.
Saved up and never used, just like the items I stockpile in RPGs
And what has this fucker done to get healthcare for Americans in the first place?
I follow her. She's often funny. And when she nails something - it's spot on.
Sure republicans want to force transgender children through a fine mesh screen, but with compromise we can force them through a coarse mesh screen. I am a master negotiator. Bipartisanship! Applaud me now.
Damn I hate to have my attention diverted towards marginalized people and away from an insurance wework program.
Chuckles, "I will drag the corpse of trans kids thru the streets for campaign donation."
and this tweet is a distraction from your zionism charles…
You'd have to start first, Chuck.
the words "we'll keep fighting and we'll keep marching on" have never been used more cynically
I wonder what the Baileys think about all this?
No for real though Chuck the amount of Republicans in office that started as MAGA is pretty small you've actually been working with most of them for years or decades. The monster is inside the house. If we continue the horror movie analogy you aren't one of the people fighting the monster. Nor are you one of the monster's helpless victims. You're the crooked realtor that sold the haunted house.
The Chinese Long March but instead of marching to Shaanxi they wander around the Tibetan plateau for a year and all starve to death.
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
