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[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 days ago
[-] lemming@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago

Thanks, it honestly didn't occur to me. Cocks have larger tails, best I could come up with was great chick.

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 days ago

What would someone do if they got what they were asking for here, but at the same size as that rooster...

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 5 days ago

Pass out from over heating probably.

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Well, always remember that roosters are omnivores and really vicious hunters...

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago

One of these panels is redundant.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago

Yah I’ve seen this joke a bunch of times before but this delivery is just bad. Much better if it was just the first panel.

[-] Winter_Oven@piefed.social 6 points 5 days ago

This is why I prefer the genie in the meme where he keeps asking questions to clarify every possible scenario. At least I won't get something I don't want in that scenario.

[-] UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

More Important, does the size breed true? Because Giant hens and eggs would be nice

[-] oyzmo@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Excellent, made me LOL 😂

this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2025
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