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[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 14 points 1 month ago

30 thousand euros worth? Where are they sold?

[-] remon@ani.social 13 points 1 month ago
[-] Captain_Baka@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

Kinda looks like milk, so maybe they were thirsty?

[-] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

If only there was a vegan alternative.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

you may not have any of my flower semen.

edit: no that's mean take a teensy piece

[-] F04118F@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

Veganism implies consent.

Do I need to spell it out for you how to get a load in a vegan way or can you figure it out?

[-] moody@lemmings.world 1 points 1 month ago

These guys were THIRSTY!

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

The pedigrees of steers is a world unto itself. I've heard stories of people who were in the business getting wined and dined by governments. Bizarre but pretty interesting.

[-] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Probably because the actual plot would be nowhere near exciting enough to compensate for the draconian restrictions enforced by ratings agencies for daring to mention human reproduction 🤷

[-] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

One man's cum is another man's income

[-] PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs

[-] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago
[-] PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

He's a twiggy alien that's severely allergic to dogs

[-] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Is nothing sacred?

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

My milkshake brings all the bulls to the yard

[-] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

How do you fence 30k of cow spunk?

[-] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Prost Mahlzeit!

[-] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.

[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

The official unit is bull-kkake.

[-] Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 month ago
[-] instantnudel@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

Why me 😭

this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2025
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