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Anon is investigated (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] SpaceShort@feddit.uk 5 points 14 hours ago

Am I the only one who interprets this as this guy not existing and someone was trading on Robinhood with a fake name?

[-] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 20 hours ago

It's literally the exact opposite. This guy isn't a ghost. He's a fucking beacon.

Want to be as stealthy as possible? Then be as "normal" as possible. Use only corporate social media and use it frequently. Pay for Adobe Reader. Engage in celebrity gossip and drama.

And then, once you have manufactured this persona, you can actually remain hidden from surveillance and do whatever you want to remain hidden.

[-] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 10 points 16 hours ago

this is half true it would be like living 2 lives youd have this persona and every device you use for this could never be at your home itd need a faraday cage you cant be friends with anyone from work youd need to give a fake address to your work fake info to everyone you meet and your making up a new life to blend in

[-] PolarKraken@sh.itjust.works 5 points 18 hours ago

Something something about staring into the abyss, tho.

[-] fox2263@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

And they’ve spent hundreds of thousands looking into the person doing nothing wrong

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 7 points 21 hours ago

i read this like "whats he building?" by tom waits

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 83 points 1 day ago

I bet they would just ask their ISP and track all their internet traffic from a comfortable bureau somewhere.

This feels like the XKCD comic:

[-] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

You can still create a system in which not even you know the password if the right conditions are met.

Like, you didn't authenticate in 3 days, the master encryption key is now overwritten and noone can decrypt it.

Though this would be a very unstable system, a slight mistake and you have to start over, having lost all data.

[-] Jordan117@lemmy.world 89 points 1 day ago

"How do you kill that which has no life?"

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

What is dead may never die.

[-] arin@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

$26 is a win compared to wsb

[-] scytale@lemmy.zip 51 points 1 day ago

That guy definitely is on discord.

[-] GNUmer@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago

If this guy uses standard ISP-provided DNS resolvers, authorities could just pull the DNS logs and find the DNS queries matching Discord domains. I'm sure no mom of an adult child really uses Discord.

[-] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 6 points 22 hours ago

My adult kids use discord. My wife and I (early 50s) use discord. Why wouldn't parents use discord?

[-] lime@feddit.nu 6 points 21 hours ago

their eula is sketchy as fuck, for one

[-] B0rax@feddit.org 4 points 16 hours ago

And parents usually read EULAs in contrast to everyone else, right?

[-] lime@feddit.nu 1 points 15 hours ago
[-] B0rax@feddit.org 5 points 15 hours ago

Everybody should, yet nobody does.

[-] Wanderer@lemm.ee 38 points 1 day ago

It's going to be like a credit score soon.

I'll just set up my government backed tiktok and like some videos about how Palestine Genocide is Antisemitic bullshit, how Israeli is great, how great paid medical care is and then I can travel to America. Got to give them my non voluntary, voluntary tip for entry though, only 20% of flight cost (but they will give me a dirty look for it being so low).

[-] tiktoklik@quokk.au 16 points 1 day ago

You have earned +5 to your social credit score.

[-] archonet@lemy.lol 46 points 1 day ago

honestly, though, don't forget how dangerous/irritating you can be to an authoritarian, paranoid surveillance state by merely being a waste of their time.

If they're nazis, then clearly the morally correct thing to do if you can't punch them is to annoy them in some manner.

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Slowing down their “progress” is better than annoying them. Especially if you can do it without raising suspicion or too much annoyance, add friction wherever possible.

[-] the_wiz@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago

Nah, they would simply disappear you if you were a nuisance

[-] archonet@lemy.lol 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

again, this is in case punching Nazis is simply not an option for you, and I never said it was without peril to yourself. No resistance is.

[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago

Clearly, they’re deep into the crypto market. Untraceable.

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I knew they were after me...

[-] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago
[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

They're trying to recruit him for ICE because of all his racist comments online.

this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2025
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