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[-] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 days ago
[-] AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 days ago
[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

I'm too terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 3 days ago

It’s not your job to be as confused as Nigel!

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 3 days ago

I love listening to your little pissant soldiers trying to talk tough. They make me laugh. If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too.

[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 days ago

The acquisition of wealth is no longer the driving force in our lives. We work to better ourselves and the rest of Humanity.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 6 points 4 days ago

Anybody want a peanut?

[-] BlindFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

The stars! They are not in position!

[-] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago

My nipples look like milk duds.

[-] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 days ago
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[-] Tehhund@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago
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[-] Sorrow3527@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

You wouldn't toss a dwarf

[-] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 9 points 4 days ago

"Snake Pliskin? I thought he was dead."

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

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[-] Zoop@beehaw.org 9 points 4 days ago

A gun rack? A gun rack. I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do...with a gun rack?

[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

They're trashing our rights, Trashing!

Hack the planet, hack the planet!!

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[-] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

It’s like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none.

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[-] DizzoMyNizzo@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...My ass. Nyahaa! Nyahaa!

[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

She doesn't even go here

[-] lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"I'M AS MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

[-] Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"...sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

"So long, and thanks for all the fish."

[-] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

"Well, let me finish, Dmitri. Let me finish, Dmitri. Well, listen, how do you think I feel about it? Can you imagine how I feel about it, Dmitri? Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello?"

"He'll see everything...he'll see the big board!"

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[-] Anti_Iridium@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Who the fuck in their right mind would want everlasting life? The endless conversation.

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