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Were official portraits always this funny?
Nut coddler face
Looks just like his dad Johnny, who did not hit Lisa, despite her tearing him apart.
Well, he has as much experience in his field as his peers.
seems reasonabl
Am I only one who thinks he looks like a MAD magazine cover?
...and now I can't unsee it.
I feel like.. Were caveman smarter than us? Feel like they would of solved this long ago.
I feel that someone with a large, heavy club could solve a few of our issues. Caveman tactics still work!
More concerned with the 22 then what he was doing at 17. I'm not against younger blood in leadership roles but you got to have done the job at least somewhat. If the guy was 35 or so and had been at it for a decade, that'd be a different beast. This feels like a nepo hire
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It's Deuce Bigalow!
Does lemmy have punchablefaces yet?
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it's inspiring that in the states you can be a convicted felon, and/or just a totally unqualified moron with no experience in any sort of political office (see: POTUS) and get a high profile position in the federal government. america truly is the land of opportunity
We really do our best to be equal opportunity here. But none of that DEI shit.
these aren't secretaries and ministers of organized government
it's capos and yes men of organized crime.
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This guy looks like he’s about to play his best Yugioh card
The card would likely be older than him
I can't get over how a kid who did high school over zoom during COVID is now in charge of terror prevention for the US
like what the fuck
such a punchable face.
So embarrassing to see.
How bizzare...
Are you sure this guy didn't star in a Dreamworks movie? That eyebrow lmao
That hairstyle! Though to be fair, I also did some stupid shit thinking it was cool when I was 22.
Looks like a B movie or kids movie villain.
The state is run by kids movie villians doing ww2 movie crimes.
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22 going on a dirty 45
I know I feel safer already.
You know who to thank
This is so cursed
Boot licker extraordinaire.
Stop using people’s work history at menial Jobs as way to attack them. Aoc was a bartender. All you’re doing is being an elitist.
His past work as a gardener or grocery store worker shouldn’t be the headline here. Looking down at the working class is a dick move no matter who you are.
I’m sure this guy has plenty of stupid and his leanings aren’t good. But don’t attack him for being working class
Thats really not the issue here and if you don't get that then I don’t know how to help you.
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If he were the assistant director, or anything that's not a key leadership role, that might be true. But an agency head should have an appropriate resume and experience.
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