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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

The earnest of being Frank's.

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[-] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

I get the feeling there was a lot of other shit boiling away under the surface here, and the hot sauce argument was just the straw that broke the camel's back.

[-] freshcow@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I have to know what kind of hot sauce this was over

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

I guess he's not the Top... uhh... Tío.

[-] cmoney@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Slap ya mama seasoning just released a new hot sauce called kill ya uncle.

[-] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Bot@sub.community 3 points 2 weeks ago

New Ads line: ‘This sauce is so good that you will kill your uncle.’

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 weeks ago

Tabasco is trash

[-] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like a heated debate...

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Been there. One month my mother brought home tabasco peppers. They, uh, tasted just like that. If I didn't have, 12+1+5+3+4+3 uh 28 different hot sauces and mustards to tide me over until we could go to the store

Edit 29 forgot the Vidalia onion/cascabella one

[-] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

According to a probable cause statement obtained by FOX31, Vigil told officers that someone in the house was making a sandwich and asked for hot sauce. When Vigil reportedly responded that the condiment was in an upstairs bedroom, a verbal dispute broke out and quickly escalated into a physical fight.

I can't tell if I'm just getting old and jaded, but the 20 year old murder nephew was living with extended family (the Uncle), and while living there he decided that the household hot sauce bottle was acceptable to take (and keep?) in his personal bedroom. This smells like a certainly level of entitlement on the part of the nephew. The nephew then killing the uncle in the uncle's own house says it even more.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

I think there's a reason assumptions make an ass out of you

[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

I guess you could say he got really… fired up.

That’s inappropriate, a man is dead. I’m sorry.

this post was submitted on 24 Jun 2025
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