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[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

There's a lot more to unpack here then it being a car ad.

"old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in" is a completely foreign concept in modern society.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 15 points 10 months ago

On the part of the company as well.

If your customer's kids go to college, they'll grow up to earn more money that they can spend on pointless expensive cars in the future.

But we need to chop down that tree for firewood. Not because they're cold, but because they like a nice pile of firewood.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago
[-] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago

ofc. Could you imagine if they DIDN'T create value for shareholders?? SHUDDER Unthinkable.

[-] alekwithak@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Future not matter, only current fiscal quarter matter.

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[-] MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

There's so many depressing layers to that joke. Like a sad, sad capitalist onion laughing at its own rotting core.

[-] Tja@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago

Most of the comments here belong to r/orphanCrushingMachine, or the lemmy equivalent.

[-] einlander@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago
[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

On the contrary, this speaks directly to their target audience

[-] stinerman@midwest.social 17 points 10 months ago

Fry: Sorry, I'm not here to buy.

Car Dealer: I understand, and it's wonderful that you don't care whether anyone questions your sexual orientation.

Fry: I care! I care plenty! But I just don't know how to make them stop!

Car Dealer: One word: Thundercougarfalconbird.

[-] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

What sharp wit those writers had. Futurama will never leave my cadre of favorite TV shows.

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

That was the most OP writing team ever

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Didn't they have multiple doctorates on that team? Like north of double digits despite there only being like 20 writers total?

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Three Ph.D.s, seven masters degrees, and cumulatively had more than 50 years at Harvard. I wont hold Harvard against them though.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 10 months ago

Boomers and GenX whose parents paid for their college.

[-] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Or who could afford college with “a summer job.”

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Or those who didn't go to college, and bought a house soon after getting a "professional" job out of high school, and wondering why more lazy kids aren't doing the same

[-] dogs0n@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Crazy how college is so expensive in the US that your parents gotta start saving 20 years in advance.

(Im guessing this is the US and also seeing this banner just gave me that thought)

[-] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

The Micheal Jordan meme has entered the chat.fk them kids- Michael Jordan

[-] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

Alternatively: Die wondering why your kids don't talk to you

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 8 points 10 months ago

To be fair, there's a good chance that there isn't much of a future for kids cuase you know ..... gestures to everything

[-] minorkeys@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

The most narcissistic generation of parents yet.

[-] telllos@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Education shouldn't cast a sports car.

[-] epicstove@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

Wiggles fingers over math textbook

"I CAST... SPORTS CAR!!!"

Points ruler at the PA system

Tate Mcrae plays over the PA

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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Let's face it, the people dumb enough to buy one of these probably aren't raising college material.

[-] 13igTyme@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

A car is cheaper than most colleges.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

This ad seems aimed at people who think you can still "work your way through college" without debt.

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[-] Cocopanda@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Just to cut off the rage bait. This would have to be at least a 4-5 year old sign. They stopped selling the GT350R in 21 I think. So this car is not readily available to buy anymore. And it’s worth even more now. It’s just a silly joke. There’s like maybe a nine hundred GT350R’s in existence. I would rather the Mach1 with the track attack package. But I enjoy my Gen3 Coyote in my 2019 GT. I barely drive it as it is and usually take my eBike everywhere. I only have a eBike because of spinal nerve damage. I can go for hours on it. Where a normal bike wears me out by the first hour.

[-] RadioFreeArabia@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I went to public university in , and not only was it free but we got a monthly allowance. It wasn’t some subpar education, I managed to get a 6-figure salary working in the US for a Fortune 200 company until I decided to move back earlier this year.

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Next thing you gonna tell me highschoolers working part-time during schooldays like they do in US is not much accepted in because they are encouraged to study.

And then you are gonna tell me "I don't want 16 year olds to be making as much money as me" doesn't come up in mimimum wage arguments.

And then you are gonna take it up a step and even tell me religious people including Muslim priests especially support this as having Nobel-candidate Muslim scientists in their community helps a lot.

[-] doctor_zoidberg@mastodon.social 2 points 10 months ago

@Davriellelouna Oh, but it is very important to have this kind of car.

You see, if an idiot is walking down a street and shouting that he is an idiot, how far can people hear him? Maybe a 100 meters if the street is not noisy.

But with a loud exhaust and screeching tires, that message can have much further reach.

[-] BubblyRomeo@kbin.earth 2 points 10 months ago

I don't align with the fuckcars movement. But what the fuck is this Ad? Who thought it would be "great marketing stratedgy"? Whoever came up with this Ad should be fired!

[-] Soleos@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Someone who looked around and saw a much larger demographic of "fuck you, I got mine"-ers who resent their responsibilities.

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Yay Capitalism!

[-] drsilverworm@midwest.social 1 points 10 months ago

This picture is almost 10 years old now, definitely from the beforetimes

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