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[-] Blackout@fedia.io 7 points 4 weeks ago

My Temu order coming in as expected

[-] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

and it's floating in a most peculiar way

[-] medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

So uh, how much cannabis? Asking for a fisherman.

[-] robdor@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 4 weeks ago

When did they become human remains? Before or after launch?

[-] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

When did they become human remains? Before or after launch?

Long before. Its a company that, after your death, will fly some of your ashes to space. For orbital services, the ashes are then returned to your estate, and in this case that can't happen because the vessel wasn't recovered. They also offer deep space launches where your ashes never come back.

The actor that played Scotty on the original Star Trek has his ashes flown to space, as an example.

[-] rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I was gonna joke that this article could be “headlines about me, from the future” but then I read this comment and now I might not be joking. These molecules yearn to get the fuck away from this place

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 weeks ago

Sometimes that comedown be hard AF, tho.

[-] TaviRider@reddthat.com 1 points 4 weeks ago

Okay, partial failure. But they ended up with an epic Viking burial at sea!

[-] Samdell@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 4 weeks ago
[-] iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I mean, haha silly funny time, but it was a person, Phillip Chapman, an astronaut's remains. Please show some respect.

[-] KittenBiscuits@lemmy.today 1 points 4 weeks ago

I don't think that's what they meant when they said they were gonna blaze it.

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