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OK now do Joel Osteen next.

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 11 points 1 month ago

And Kenneth Copeland. With fire.

[-] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

I've never seen a person who looked more like a demon in a skin suit than Kenneth Copeland.

https://youtube.com/shorts/8xIGtqujBkY

fucker looks like the Edgar suit from Men in Black.

[-] lennybird@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

If I was religious I would definitely think he was the devil quoting scripture.

[-] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Holy fucking nightmares those eyes

fuck dude that guy's held together with staples and wd-40

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 month ago

Even before I saw that guy preach, I thought he was the creepiest-looking person ever. His sermons and lifestyle don't help.

[-] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

“They say you should only speak good of the dead. He’s dead. Good.”

What else did everyone else have for dinner today?

[-] dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Took far too long. He got ~70 years more than he should have.

[-] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

The scumbag lived far longer than he should have.

[-] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Thats what burns my ass. Why do these pieces of shit never die young?!

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

There is no God

[-] Regna@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Hate and scorn sustains them.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Apparently, ~91yrs too long, in fact.

[-] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Jimmy: “boy heaven sure is hot!” “And why am I in a hot tub of lava next to hitler and Regan?”

[-] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

"Encounters" is such a funny way to phrase it. Like he was traveling through the woods on a quest and had to roll on the random table upon which a pack of wolves was also an option.

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

C'mon epic battle... Epic battle please... DAMNIT! Sex workers AGAIN!

[-] ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al 3 points 1 month ago

Finally, some good news.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago

Prostitution shouldn’t be a scandal. But also, all televangelists deserve to die.

[-] gdog05@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Hypocrisy was the real scandal. Not so much the prostitution. I'm certain there was a ton of anti-sex work judgement to go along with that. But otherwise I fully agree.

[-] dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

It’s the hypocrisy. SW should be legal/decriminalized, but this motherfucker would have preached against fornication while getting a BJ under the pulpit if he thought he’d get away with it.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

"if you gave ~~Jerry Falwell~~ Jimmy Swaggart an enema you could bury him in a matchbox." - Christopher Hitchens (would have said RIP)

[-] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 month ago

Had to chew on this to figure it out.

Enemas inject things, so why would it make someone smaller?

Enemas are used to clear stools. Constipation relief.

Ahh. I get it now.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

Don't feel bad, it was a very subtle jab. The best part was it was at the end of a Fox News interview as they cut away, so it was what I liked to call a sarcasm grenade. Pull the pin, let it sit for a minute. Boom.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

How’s the temperature down there, Jimbo?

[-] makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Contributors built Jimmy Swaggart Ministries into a business that made an estimated $142 million in 1986...

... Swaggart said publicly that his earnings were hurt in 1987 by the sex scandal.

Mawww.

[-] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Hell gained another demon today

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Good riddance

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

"Oh well 😀"

Imagine being so shitty that people consider it good news when they hear of your death. I should hope to at least aim for a neutral reaction, or better...

[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Wasn't soon enough. Rot in hell.

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Rest in piss

[-] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The only one who could ever reach me

Was the son of a preacher man

The only boy who could ever teach me

Was the son of a preacher man

Yes, he was, he was

Ooh, yes, he was

[-] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Jimmy converted to Islam at the last second. He wanted to be surrounded by 72 virgin prostitutes.

[-] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Snorting meth off a gay hooker's butt forever in the afterlife

[-] jhoff90@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

90 years of doing Satan's work, he can go back home where he belongs now.

[-] Hermit_Lailoken@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Don't blame this on Satan.

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