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submitted 3 weeks ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[-] loaf@sh.itjust.works 40 points 3 weeks ago

The Onion is essentially real news now in the USSA.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

That extra S makes all the difference.

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

Too real...

[-] TommySoda@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

At this point I'm waiting for trump to just come out and say that he is literally god.

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 weeks ago

[-] rhvg@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Can confirm it’s possible to demonically upgrade to authoritarian, and there’s no way to rollback unless reformat and wipe out everything.

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

That flag is upside down

this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2025

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