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submitted 2 days ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[-] loaf@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 days ago

The Onion is essentially real news now in the USSA.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

That extra S makes all the difference.

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Too real...

[-] TommySoda@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

At this point I'm waiting for trump to just come out and say that he is literally god.

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

That flag is upside down

[-] rhvg@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Can confirm it’s possible to demonically upgrade to authoritarian, and there’s no way to rollback unless reformat and wipe out everything.

this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2025

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