This is one of the best Onions I've ever seen.
I’d like to thank the current administration for so many choice writing prompts.
And the Democrats for that matter - the Schumer bit was spot-on.
I didn't realize it was the onion until I got to the quote from the spy. Extremely well written onion.
I read far too long thinking this was real.
Over nearly a decade, this is the first onion article I fell for completely.
I salute you for accepting the world is pretty messed up. Also I kept Leo Sturbgetter out of it.
Accurate depiction of Chuck Schumer
Replace China with Russia and this would be news, not satire
Nice, bradorsomething is back. I love your stuff.
My No vote this week has cost me serious political capital with the president, so it is outlandish that his sworn enemy, the Chinese, would try to primary me. This should be illegal.”
This has a Dril quality to it that makes me chuckle
most of them are just conducting industrial espionage in usa universities.
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