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[-] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

This is easily explained.

Donald Trump has dementia.

[-] timbuck2themoon@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago

But media won't harp on this like Biden. Otherwise we'd have a million articles by now.

[-] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Mainstream media has a fuckton of culpability here.

[-] Regna@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

And even before that, he was dumb and easily used. Just easier to use now:

[-] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 5 points 10 months ago

Not true, not true. Very sharp, Tim Apple called him smart. Fake news

[-] Badabinski@kbin.earth 4 points 10 months ago

No, it's syphilitic brain damage.

[-] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

One doesn't exclude the other.

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

When do we start using Gatorade on the crops?

[-] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

ahem Brawndo? Idiot doesn't even know it's got electrolytes...

[-] SW42@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

It’s what plants crave !

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

When all the nefarious people encouraging this abuse die off.

You'll notice that they don't exist in the future world of Idiocracy. That's because it's a fictional world, with a very basic premise only vaguely related to reality.

The problem isn't that people are dumb, it's that the people in power want to keep people dumb. Without that, it's not like we'll continue to devolve into helpless infantile people with no ability to think for ourselves.

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Without that, it’s not like we’ll continue to devolve into helpless infantile people with no ability to think for ourselves.

ChatGPT enters the chat

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Yeah, totally not engineered by people who profit off people getting dumber...

[-] 0ndead@infosec.pub 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It’s scares me that some of you don’t get this ~~joke~~ reference

[-] AstaKask@lemmy.cafe 0 points 10 months ago

Where's the grift in that? It's gonna be raw sewage and industrial waste.

[-] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Because it's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

It'll be Trumpade

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 15 points 10 months ago

Has Mr. Japan met Tim Apple?

[-] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 1 points 10 months ago

Mr. Japannibal Lector

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago
[-] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

We're like a department store to shop in the United States, and you'll pay a 25% tariff

That's not how any of that works.

[-] nebulaone@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Comedy genius

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 months ago

Mr. Japan sounds like a really awesomely shitty knockoff super hero.

[-] arin@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Still way better than what USA has right now ....

[-] huppakee@feddit.nl 2 points 10 months ago

When I grow up, EVERYBODY will call ME "MR. AMERICA". They will GIVE ME "NOBEL" PEACE prizes and hold MILITARY PARADES on MY BIRTHDAY. I will be "PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES". They will LOVE ME and APPRECIATE ME.

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 months ago

Well I'm gonna get a THREE BELL prize! Take that!

[-] wulrus@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

That does make sense. Smartest thing he has said so far.

We already have "Miss Germany" etc. Why did we not think of using that term for the respective leader?

[-] arin@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Senile leader

[-] susurrus0@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago

Ah yes, the long awaited sequel to Tim Apple.

[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Thanks Mr. Orange man!

[-] Siresly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

A mind as sharp as a sharpie.

[-] Eldritch@piefed.social 1 points 10 months ago

A mind like a bowling ball. Blunt, smooth, and significantly dense for it's relatively small size.

[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

The two people in charge of the US government---Beavis and Butthead---sure are some queer fellas.

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'm not a fan of the headline.

Peanut butter is useful.

[-] rxbudian@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

I wonder what he's thinking when he says "Ms. Universe"

[-] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Probably thinking about what she looked like in her early teens.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 10 months ago

Put my dick in your mouth, Donnie. It’ll block you from saying stupid shit.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I get the sentiment, but still....

ewww

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