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[-] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

This is easily explained.

Donald Trump has dementia.

[-] timbuck2themoon@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

But media won't harp on this like Biden. Otherwise we'd have a million articles by now.

[-] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Mainstream media has a fuckton of culpability here.

[-] Regna@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

And even before that, he was dumb and easily used. Just easier to use now:

[-] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 5 points 2 months ago

Not true, not true. Very sharp, Tim Apple called him smart. Fake news

[-] Badabinski@kbin.earth 4 points 2 months ago

No, it's syphilitic brain damage.

[-] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

One doesn't exclude the other.

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

When do we start using Gatorade on the crops?

[-] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

ahem Brawndo? Idiot doesn't even know it's got electrolytes...

[-] SW42@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

It’s what plants crave !

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

When all the nefarious people encouraging this abuse die off.

You'll notice that they don't exist in the future world of Idiocracy. That's because it's a fictional world, with a very basic premise only vaguely related to reality.

The problem isn't that people are dumb, it's that the people in power want to keep people dumb. Without that, it's not like we'll continue to devolve into helpless infantile people with no ability to think for ourselves.

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Without that, it’s not like we’ll continue to devolve into helpless infantile people with no ability to think for ourselves.

ChatGPT enters the chat

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah, totally not engineered by people who profit off people getting dumber...

[-] 0ndead@infosec.pub 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It’s scares me that some of you don’t get this ~~joke~~ reference

[-] AstaKask@lemmy.cafe 0 points 2 months ago

Where's the grift in that? It's gonna be raw sewage and industrial waste.

[-] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Because it's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

It'll be Trumpade

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 months ago

Has Mr. Japan met Tim Apple?

[-] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 1 points 2 months ago

Mr. Japannibal Lector

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago
[-] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

We're like a department store to shop in the United States, and you'll pay a 25% tariff

That's not how any of that works.

[-] nebulaone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Comedy genius

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Mr. Japan sounds like a really awesomely shitty knockoff super hero.

[-] arin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Still way better than what USA has right now ....

[-] huppakee@feddit.nl 2 points 2 months ago

When I grow up, EVERYBODY will call ME "MR. AMERICA". They will GIVE ME "NOBEL" PEACE prizes and hold MILITARY PARADES on MY BIRTHDAY. I will be "PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES". They will LOVE ME and APPRECIATE ME.

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

Well I'm gonna get a THREE BELL prize! Take that!

[-] wulrus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

That does make sense. Smartest thing he has said so far.

We already have "Miss Germany" etc. Why did we not think of using that term for the respective leader?

[-] arin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Senile leader

[-] susurrus0@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

Ah yes, the long awaited sequel to Tim Apple.

[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Thanks Mr. Orange man!

[-] Siresly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

A mind as sharp as a sharpie.

[-] Eldritch@piefed.social 1 points 2 months ago

A mind like a bowling ball. Blunt, smooth, and significantly dense for it's relatively small size.

[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

The two people in charge of the US government---Beavis and Butthead---sure are some queer fellas.

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm not a fan of the headline.

Peanut butter is useful.

[-] rxbudian@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

I wonder what he's thinking when he says "Ms. Universe"

[-] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Probably thinking about what she looked like in her early teens.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 2 months ago

Put my dick in your mouth, Donnie. It’ll block you from saying stupid shit.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I get the sentiment, but still....

ewww

this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2025
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