I don't get DMs because no one recognizes me.

I literally walked into a bar with 14-15 men and women from my graduating class. I recognized and named each one. Not a single one of them recognized me.

I can blend in with a fed, doctor, magat, retail employee, door sales man.

For a long time the invisibility was painful.

But recently I realize, it can have a lot of power too.

skill issue, just be so weird that you make friends with the other weird guys

side effects may include: finding out why they are ostracized

So pyramid schemes on both sides?

I got an invitation for a wedding.

I was weird and still got the pyramid scheme DM. What about it?

Why does it say cryptocurrency instead of pyramid scheme for the second caption?

Me who isn't even active in popular socmed so no one DMed me

I was in the same unit as some guys from my high school during my time as a conscript in the German army. Since then I've literally only ever met one of them briefly, thirty years ago. Apart from that I've had zero contact with anyone I've gone to school with.

Truly. WTF. 🤣 I recently checked my cobwebbed FB and saw a random message from someone I barely remember from school, inviting me to a reunion. I guess it could've been worse, but... bitch, what are you smoking? 🤦🏼‍♂️

Me but I also refused to use Facebook so no-one could DM me even if they wanted to.

I quit Facebook and changed my name. The only messages from people I knew in high school are old friends texting to catch up from time to time. It's nice

Hi there, little weirdo. Welcome. Take a seat. You belong.

This is so sad. Even weirdos deserve to farm those sweet, sweet, totally legitimate 1,900% yields

Me who didn't get into a group chat... 👀

Btw if you don't have a phone in school, you basically don't have friends. This is what society is like these days.

I solved this problem for life by going to my 10 year reunion (a mostly Mormon town). I only went because I happened to be on a motorcycle trip in the region with a girlfriend, a certified Freaky-Chick™️.

I had my own bike, but chose to ride on the back of hers to add extra confusion.

Just to be sure I was not included any more, I loudly proposed we wait at least 25 years for another when the choices presented were 5 or 10 years for the next one.

Are Becky and Kyle the new Karen and Chad?

Arya is hardly the most weird character in GOT... Probably the most based character in the series.

Am I the only one that read DM as Dungeon Master? I thought it was cool that they each discovered the joys of DnD after graduating.