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[-] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 155 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The man, who supported President Donald Trump though he can't vote, says he "feels differently" now and blames the administration for his immigration plight.

“No, don’t hurt me, hurt those other people!”

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Dude isn't allowed to vote for legalization of marijuana, because he got caught possessing marijuana. Now I'm not sure how democracy is supposed to work, but I'm fairly certain he's supposed to be able to vote for representatives in a Democratic Republic to legalize such.

Freedont

∆Edit: The way the lowerase n&t look like a broken m is pretty cool. Accidental yet pleasant

[-] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 weeks ago

I assume you mean those dastardly brown people. Down with the brown! /s

[-] HarkMahlberg@kbin.earth 104 points 3 weeks ago

As a Canadian citizen, he couldn’t vote for president, but he supported Donald Trump.

“I was definitely all for ‘Make America Great Again,’ and having a strong, unified country, and a bright future for my five American children, but now I feel a little differently,” he said. “I’ve been torn from my family. My life has been disregarded completely.”

And here I was afraid there was no justice left in the world. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago

no no sir, those are not your American children. those are you illegal children whom will be deported soon.

thanks dismantling of birthright citizenship!

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 9 points 3 weeks ago

I still haven't wrapped my head around this one. Wasn't birthright enshrined in the constitution? How can it be dismantled?

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 weeks ago

So is the separation of church and state.
And the right against unreasonable search and seizures.

But it turns out writing it down doesn't make it so. It's not a fundamental law of the universe. It has to actually be upheld and defended for it to do anything. Until the American people do something they'll just keep walking all over it.

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

The difference is that citizenship is about papers. It's a law about law. So how are they circumventing it to pull citizenship from people? Operationally, how is it done.

[-] Curious_Canid@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

If you show the person at the border your paper, and they still won't let you in, it doesn't matter that you have the paper. It is just that simple. It's illegal, but when the people who are supposed to be enforcing the laws are the ones breaking them, there isn't any real recourse short of a popular uprising.

[-] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 weeks ago

Because they do what ever they want… it takes years to appeal a single case so they are just steamrolling hundreds and hundreds….

(And the Supreme Court simply takes a red pen to change whatever they want… )

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

Again, how? You can't take someone's citizenship away if not through court, right? What excuses are judges using to do that?

[-] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 weeks ago

That’s the neat part… ICE doesn’t even have to go through a judge to deport someone. They can just kinda do it… and it’s been an issue for YEARS. Only now they were allowed to go into overdrive, completely unchecked.

https://www.americanimmigrationcouncil.org/blog/ice-deport-us-citizens/

So they don’t have to strip citizenship, they just send people to other countries and move on with their day. Then the courts are so swamped with appeals that it’s likely most will just give up and make a new life in the other country.

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago

Mental! Thanks for the answer.

[-] arcterus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

They have some nutty interpretation that when the amendment was written the writers didn't mean for it to apply to everyone. Basically it's something like the children of noncitizens owe allegiance to the country of their parents, so they don't count. The bit they're trying to use is what prevents e.g. children of diplomats from gaining citizenship.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 7 points 3 weeks ago

maga has infected the minds of canadians, probably albertans.

[-] bnrnrtbgd@sh.itjust.works 70 points 3 weeks ago

No, not me! I voted for Trump. I'm white! I'm whiiiiitttteeeee!

Landry says he goes to Canada at least once a year and has never had a problem until now.

What's different this year? Say it Landry. Say it.

[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 weeks ago

There are woke policies this year that's why

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 9 points 3 weeks ago

Nope, today, he's brown.

[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 64 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

In 2004 and 2007, Landry faced charges of marijuana possession and driving with a suspended license, but he says he’s had no criminal record since then.

Hoo-boy, sounds like he was asking for it, one of them criminals I keep hearing about. Thin blue line, right folks?

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 10 points 3 weeks ago

He was clearly an unacceptable danger to society with that kind of record! After all, people who broke laws once, forfeit all their rights, right?

/s In case someone wants to take my crown.

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

You sir, are not the world’s dumbest man. I doubt I am either, but I would bet I’m dumber than you.

We should fight about it.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

Paper-scizzors?

I choose paper! Let's see what you pick!

[-] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 44 points 3 weeks ago

When asked about it he said, "I thought we were only going to oppress brown people. I'm white. This is completely unacceptable."

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 3 weeks ago

On the bright side, that's at least one fewer MAGAts in the country.

[-] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 21 points 3 weeks ago

Unfortunately, he came back home, and now we're stuck with him.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 weeks ago

^goddammit^

[-] Reality_Suit@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

This is exactly what he wanted, but too stupid to realize it.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

🎵 O Canada, take back your MAGA lad 🎵

[-] jellygoose@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

Wah wah wah

[-] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Canada is almost as right-wing as their neighbour.
I'm sure he can find many likeminded people there.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

"whatabout" something that has nothing to do with the story.

[-] Bloomcole@lemmy.world -3 points 3 weeks ago

this moron again

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