No

Just wear em but then don't be an asshole. Disarm people. And call out people that assume you're an asshole and try to talk to you like you're one of them.

My partner is bald (not by choice) and white (also not by choice) and he gets racist people assuming he's racist all the time. Just call em out or make them feel weird if they say some fucked up shit to you.

Wear whatever you want and try not to care about what other people think of it.

https://shop.app/products/9925694914838?variantId=49926046187798

Rainbow colored wrap around sunglasses

Short answer? No.

Long answer? Nooooooooo.

I got a pair of oakleys second hand with some bold colors and put purple lenses in them. Guideline being, if the conservative dads would think you’re dressing queer, you’re doing it right!

Nope, what you seek is impossible

No idea about dads but I wear these and they are great. I lose them all the time and they're cheap enough that I don't mind, and they also provide some impact protection.

https://www.harborfreight.com/smoke-lens-safety-glasses-66822.html

Something like this?

how about some see through red ones that are too small for your head

I stopped wearing sunglasses because it's the look of fascism. Also no red ball caps as well. I don't see my flag in the same light anymore either because of these people.

Maybe pair it with a Tshirt that explains the position you’re in

I don’t know if these particular ones are actual sunglasses or toys, but I have some in that style that are proper polarised sunglasses; they certainly don’t look conservative.

Any time I see people wearing these, my first thought is that these are "high-speed, BJ glasses"

Get some with color, conservatives are still afraid of being "gay".

Or just don't worry about it.

These wrap around sunglass wont make you look like a conservative dad. And for only $1,500, you too can not look like a conservative dad.

Yes, there are REALLY $1,500. A bargin if you ask me.

Probably not, how much do you look like a dad?

Is there a specific reason as to why you want wrap around sunglasses, apart from aestethics?

I mean if you need to work outdoors and need protection from the sun covering every angle or need protection from wind I can see that they are the only real option...

But if you are only looking for that kind of sunglasses for the style, I'd encourage you to look for other styles.

I am very happy with my Persol glasses from five years ago

"Conservative Dad" can look quite fashionable if done right.

Heatwaves, you look like a conservative that left their family.

I didn't even know sunglasses did that. Remember that when you're out in the real world you aren't on social media. Go ahead and wear whatever you want.