527

I LIKE CORN! (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by andros_rex@lemmy.world to c/science_memes@mander.xyz

46 comments fedilink hide all child comments

top 46 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[-] matengor@lemmy.ml 90 points 10 months ago

Graphic design is my passion. Unironically, I like it 👍🏼

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 71 points 10 months ago

Are you ready? 💦

[-] sys_team_chapel@lemmynsfw.com 34 points 10 months ago

[-] frunch@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Got my corn face on 🌽🥵🌽

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Country girls make do…

[-] sys_team_chapel@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 10 months ago

https://cornhub.website/

[-] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

S-s-step cob where did your husk go?!?

[-] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 16 points 10 months ago

It's like if ObviousPlant did PSAs

[-] matengor@lemmy.ml 12 points 10 months ago

My cob is sweaty 🥵

[-] TurtleTourParty@midwest.social 11 points 10 months ago

It's actually easily readable which gives it points from me

[-] Odo@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago

Well that's a mystery solved. There are road sections here that get foggier than the rest of the area. I've wondered about that for years and never would've guessed it's the corn.

[-] manicdave@feddit.uk 29 points 10 months ago

OP is just atheist propaganda. It's actually because of ghosts. Don't get complacent near the corn fields.

[-] metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub 11 points 10 months ago

Turns out ghosts also like corn.

[-] Tryenjer@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Ghosts love to possess the scarecrows of the cornfields.

[-] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 7 points 10 months ago

Oh, I thought it was produced by the creepy kids who hide out in the corn fields. Guess I should maybe stop hitting them with my car as they walk out.

[-] bizzle@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

They're vaping in there

[-] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago

Oh.

Then I'll try to hit them twice as hard. Gotta correct those poor life decisions.

[-] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Atheists and ghosts are not mutually exclusive. They're just not allowed to worship the ghosts.

[-] jcs@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

That kid is one of my favorite things to come out of the internet.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 10 months ago

Have you ever seen the lady who attaches the corn to a drill so she can eat it really fast?

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

The one who get scalped by the drill?

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 10 months ago

I was thinking of the one who lost her front teeth but I remember the scalping one too.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Forn cog!

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Forncog Lagforn!

I say, I say

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 10 months ago

fornicogtion

[-] winkly@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

I always get a bad case of corn fog when I eat too much caramel corn

[-] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 10 months ago

⚠️ CORN FOG!

[-] HylicManoeuvre@mander.xyz 9 points 10 months ago

I wonder how come, since C4 plants, such as corn, have high water-use efficiency

[-] meyotch@slrpnk.net 20 points 10 months ago

A plant can use water efficiently, in terms of getting a lot of CO2 in exchange for the water they transpire, and still use a lot of water.

Corn grows super fast at peak season.

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

In some cases, such as no wind, you can evem hear it growing. It's like bamboo in that regard, which makes sense since they're both grasses

[-] meyotch@slrpnk.net 2 points 10 months ago

Yeah, it’s a very creepy experience to walk through a corn field at night in July.

Definitely no place for children. If you see any, run like hell. ;)

[-] LilB0kChoy@midwest.social 9 points 10 months ago

First time I've ever seen/heard transpire used in that way. I'm one of today's lucky 10,000!

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

"Transpire" is the plant version of "perspire." TIL, too!

[-] SippyCup@feddit.nl 1 points 10 months ago

Fun fact, that's the origin of the word.

[-] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

TIL I am a deer. Thank you science!

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

[-] rayyy@piefed.social 8 points 10 months ago

Guess JFK Jr gets more roadkill deer.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Brak likes corn!

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

It’s got the (fog) juice!

[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 3 points 10 months ago

Fog corn leg corn!

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 3 points 10 months ago

ORDER CORN

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 3 points 10 months ago

#CORNNATION

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 points 10 months ago

"Hwat in cornnashun!?"

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 10 months ago

Isn't that blocked in most cities? CornFog.com the best corn still allowed.

Doggie corn BDSN CP DCP Reverse Corngirl And cornalinguis.

All their videos are extremely unique.... Guy visits girl in an unimaginably huge number of ways, yada yada yada, they're having corn. Yeah! Right there. They're just doing it! C'mon Jerry! They don't care if we watch. No they don't! Its just corn! Who are these people!