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[-] clb92@feddit.dk 172 points 3 days ago

Ask your doctor if Moctopril™ is right for you!

[-] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 40 points 3 days ago

My insurance won't cover it so I have to take Novemugust...

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Novemugust is what I’ve been feeling since last November.

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[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago

Wake me up when Septempril ends

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 day ago

Like my father's come and past, 1900 years has gone so fast!

[-] codapine@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago

Sounds like a medicine I shouldn't take before asking my doctor if it's right for me.

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

I unironically love this. Of course it isn't practical in the least, but I love it.

[-] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 103 points 3 days ago
[-] Ediacarium@feddit.org 86 points 3 days ago

This is disgusting. Who enters dates in month/day/year order?

[-] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 days ago

That’s just adding salt to the would

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[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 39 points 3 days ago
[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 days ago
[-] Presently42@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago
[-] wieson@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

october

j'octobe
tu octobes
il/elle/on octobe
nous octobons
vous octobez
ils/elles octobent

[-] sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.com 66 points 3 days ago

Decay is my favourite month

[-] genuineparts@infosec.pub 13 points 2 days ago

Managust, the manliest of months.

[-] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago
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[-] PodPerson@lemmy.zip 54 points 3 days ago

I’ll take “le tits now” for 300, Trebek ~HEH~ ~HEH~

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[-] BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

"Lousy Smarch Weather"

'Do Not Touch -Willie'

"Hey, good advice!"

[-] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 3 days ago

I was born in _arch, btw.

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Genuine Question:

if you could split the month names into 3, how would you split them to maximise their choice overlap?

  • "em" is a good overlap for nov/sept/dec
  • "uar" is good for jan/febr
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[-] rosco385@lemmy.wtf 7 points 2 days ago

My wife and I always wanted a joctober baby...

[-] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 3 days ago

I, too, was born in Septulyber.

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Might be a decent way to sort out bots, actually.

[-] paulbg@programming.dev 9 points 2 days ago

at least no bot will solve this

[-] mcqtom@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

Hmm. A bit redundant.

[ j ] [ uly ] [ y ]

Shoulda just been [ ul ].

[-] drangus@piefed.social 13 points 3 days ago

The blank options solve that

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[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 days ago

Febroctobus

[-] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 3 days ago

12 options as 21. At least it counts as lines of code for a performance review

[-] eronth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago

I understand that bad ui is a fun meme and all, but how did this one even cross their mind as an idea for a bad UI? This is a new level of convoluted I would not have even considered.

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 4 points 2 days ago

My guess: someone messed up trying to split an array and split a string from it and hilarity ensued.

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[-] fubarx@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

Best CAPTCHA ever!

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

For a truly peak UI make the text very light gray on a white background, in the thinnest font possible.

[-] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 18 points 3 days ago
[-] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I love the month of Jay

They should have included an option for BC and AD.

[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago

Decoctorch sounds kind of cool though. Anyone up for some calendar reform?

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[-] teft@piefed.world 11 points 3 days ago

Novemy showers bring Septanugust flowers.

At least that's what my grandma would say.

[-] socrates@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 days ago

Joctopril, novel ACE inhibitor, new and improved!

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[-] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 12 points 3 days ago

febroctorch has the best weather in Argentina on Tuesdays

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