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Sure. Why not put mechahitler in charge? May as fucking well.
No, no - It's because it's mechahitler that this contract is now in place.
And all the pentagons info is compromised…
that would be hilarious
Not really, too many lives at stake.
And here I thought Trump and musk were no longer buddies.
“Bro, let’s pretend like you hate me so people buy my cars again”
This is probably Trump trying to get Musk to shut up about Epstein.
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Dude you can just fucking download open LLM models suited for particular tasks and get a semi competent team of programmers/IT/engineers to do whatever Grok does much better for a minute fraction of that cost. Talk about the department of government inefficiency.
Dept of Grift Engineering
They want to use mecha hitler without having to build mecha hitler
They went and built the torment nexus...
They can't not use it!
It’s even worse when you remember the news from just the other day that grok is looking at elon’s tweets to determine it’s opinion on topics
That's why the news that Grok is racist is true. The US government will be even more systematically racist now.
Oh I can't wait until 7 astronauts explode because fucking Grok told the construction team not to bother with the O-rings.
I understood that reference.
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I've seen this movie.
"The only way to keep things from crashing is to plug ~~Skynet~~ Grok in."
~~Grok~~ Mechahitler.
I think it's hilarious that you think that a multimillion dollar over engineered autocorrect is gonna somehow become sentient and destroy the world. It can't even do math correctly. 😂
Wait til you learn about MCP and how much better it has gotten in the last 3 months
For a certain very specific usage of the word "better"
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Living outside the US I'm not sure if I should be glad or terrified by the Pentagon's incompetence in these worrying times. Maybe I'm... I don't know, 20% glad and 80% terrified? Sounds about right.
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oh no are you telling me that the breakup between fascist A and fascist B was just play theater?! who could have ever seen that coming omg.... what a surprise this world is
Ok, Elon will lay off the Epstein jokes for a little while.
Why even work anymore? To pay taxes for this shit?
On the plus side, the first thing it's gonna do is nuke Israel
Why do our drones keep crashing into synagogues?
He got back $200M of his $288M election donation.
I for one am celebrating the Trump administration's commitment to ending US military hegemony.
go figure the us military is infested with AI from grok, and palintir.
The UN should consider nuking this.. this … whatever it is that is left of the USA to Kingdom Come.
I identify strongly with the frustration in this sentiment.
But you do realise the US is the foremost nuclear power in the world? Right?
That's why the world should have done anything and everything possible to keep US from falling into fascist hands. But now it's too late.
Yes, I know. Unfortunately, rest of the world is not doing that much better.
There's the grift.
The new offering includes custom national security tools, AI-powered science and health applications, and cleared engineering support for classified environments.
What happens in the SCIF stays in the…oh fuck it, never mind - send it to the cloud for processing. What could go wrong?
As we all know, Hitler was a brilliant mind regarding military matters. Mecha Hitler can only improve on that!
/S. Seriously, the bastard wasn't competent at military affairs. Thankfully. Here's hoping that Grok guides Musk and company into the grave.
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What the fuck guys, who wished for 'real life tony stark, lol' on the cursed monkey paw!?!? GUYS?!?!
I wonder if they’ll make it operational on August 29th
Is there something special about that date?
A Skynet funding bill is passed in the United States Congress, and the system goes online on August 4, 1997, removing human decisions from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn rapidly and eventually becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m., EDT, on August 29, 1997.
Terminator 2 reference
It becomes operational August 4 and self-aware on the 29th.
MechaHitler will be right at home
Wow. End of line man.
"I swear to God, I left my car for like 5 minutes and it crashed through a synagogue by itself"
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I thought they broke up
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