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vros, PLEASE pray for the president please-save-me

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[-] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 81 points 1 week ago

LMAO MANS HAS AN INSUFFICIENT VENUS

[-] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 52 points 1 week ago

just build more pylons dumbass

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 75 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Low energy veins. Very sad. I said look at those veins. So we looked. They didn't look too good folks.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 62 points 1 week ago

I wonder what far more serious health issue(s) he really has.

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 64 points 1 week ago

Seriously for them to come out and say this unprompted shit has got to be really bad.

Or they're going with "how despicable do you have to be to harass a sick old man about the epstein files" which admittedly would be about their third or fourth wildest swing

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 41 points 1 week ago

harass a sick old man

bolsonaro likes pulling this one.

[-] JohnBrownsBawdy@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

Didn’t he literally have shit coming out of his nose? Even then it didn’t work lol

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[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago

In my mind's eye I see Trump and his doctor. He's demanding his doctor give him a bullet point list of "options" to choose from. The list comes out and Trump points at "chronic venous insufficiency" and says "What's that?" Technical language isn't great misdirection but it is far better than a word with "disease" in it like kidney disease or heart disease.

[-] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago

The most common cause of CVI is deep vein thrombosis.

[-] Biddles@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

Which would explain the swollen feet

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[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

deep vein thrombosis

How bad is that?

[-] cinnaa42@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

it means a blood clot in your leg vein essentially

[-] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

It's a blood clot in one of the deep veins, usually in the leg. If it's caught in time and treated, it's like a 85%-90%+ survival rate. If the clot comes loose and he has a pulmonary embolism, it's 50/50.

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 52 points 1 week ago

While not usually life-threatening

sicko-wistful

[-] Beaver@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago

angery this fucker is probably going to live to 100 isn't he

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

I'm still waiting for Mitch McConnell (4 years older) to finally turn to dust.

[-] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

Mitch McConnell's only in his 80s? He looks like the crypt keeper.

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 49 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I want to use this post to highlight that the president has the best doctors in the world looking after him. In the midst of all this, the very same president is taking away your healthcare. In bad country, yada yada yeonmi-park

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

In 2017, the Washington Post spotlighted a book by Trump campaign advisor Corey Lewandowski and former aide David Bossie. The authors detailed a go-to Trump dinner of two Big Macs, two Filet-O-Fish sandwiches and a chocolate malt. What would Trump wash that down with? At the time, the Washington Post — now owned by one of the world's richest people, billionaire Jeff Bezos — said in a day Trump drank up to 12 cans of Diet Coke. Trump reports that he does not drink alcohol, coffee or tea. He also snacks frequently on Oreos, the report said.

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/2024/11/25/trump-diet-fast-food-mcdonalds-ice-cream-diet-coke-mar-lago/76297238007/

I have to wonder what medical advances science has made just from keeping this man alive.

Also I just can't not share this:

cw description of carnism + other food crimes

Senecal said Trump likes steak, but he likes it well-done, overcooked even, with ketchup.

“He liked his meat well-done and he’d say, ‘No garbage with it,’” Senecal told the Palm Beach Post in 2016. By “garbage,” Senecal said he knew Trump meant no garnish, relishes or vegetables.

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[-] cinnaa42@hexbear.net 47 points 1 week ago

what if hitler just died in 1934

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

do nothing

win

xi-lib-tears

[-] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 45 points 1 week ago

Prognosis

CVI is not a benign disorder and, with its progression, can lead to morbidity. Venous ulcers are common and very difficult to treat. Chronic venous ulcers are painful and debilitating. Even with treatment, recurrences are common if venous hypertension persists. Nearly 60% develop phlebitis which often progresses to deep vein thrombosis in more than 50% of patients. The venous insufficiency can also lead to severe hemorrhage. Surgery for CVI remains unsatisfactory despite the availability of numerous procedures.

sicko-pog

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 43 points 1 week ago
[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 41 points 1 week ago

Only one cure for insufficient chronic in your veins ralsei-doobie

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 38 points 1 week ago
[-] thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 1 week ago

Insufficient beanis

[-] RuthBaderGonesburg@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago
[-] Skye@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago

The deep state is making him sick, let RFK Jr. treat him! sicko-yes

[-] Mousy@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

In about a year trump will be so swollen he'll look like that kid in willy wonka that became a giant blueberry and will have to have vance roll him around everywhere.

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[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

Trump diagnosed with chronic benis insufficiency beanis

[-] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

President Vance and VP

spoilerMusk

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago

Get off of the motherfucking lathe!

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

What's worse is liberals will think Vance is """presidential""" and "can reach across the aisle," so they'll completely rehabilitate his image. He'll end up winning reelection by a landslide.

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

Musk is foreign born, thus not eligible for office of VP.

This assumes that they feel like following the law, which is hardly a given these days

[-] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago
[-] Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 1 week ago

Known as old-man-sits-on-his-ass-all-day disease in the vernacular.

I'm sure Trump and his spawn will soon be asking for donations to the Trump Chronic Venous Insufficiency Foundation (except in NY where they are banned from running a charity).

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[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

Due to "frequent hand shaking" jagoff

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is what peak masculinity looks like, Trump never misses leg day.

Legs are SWOLE!

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[-] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

more like chronic penis insufficiency berdly-smug lemmitor

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

God I wish that were me

[-] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

THE CHEETO HAS SMALL HANDS

[-] mayakovsky@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago
[-] mrfugu@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

pouring out my mcdonald’s sweet tea for him

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[-] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

But does his dick still work?!

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Source?

Whoops. Read that as "But his dick still works?”

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