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[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 80 points 1 week ago

I'm wondering what the hell he did at the gym to piss everyone off?

[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 50 points 1 week ago

I assumed he just meant women in general.

[-] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And that's the thing: If you only go to the gym to pick up women because your horrible personality won't cut it, you'll go home disappointed.

That's a pattern I generally see with these self-loathing greentexts: The posters have "ambitions" (read: feel entitled to success, money, and/or women) but don't want to put in consistent effort or figure out why things are going wrong for them. Instead they project all the blame onto the rest of the world and spiral into depression.

When they do decide to put in the effort you usually get something along these lines:

> be me
> ugly and everyone hates me
> go to the gym to get a bod I can pick up females with bc they're all shallow
> actually get into working out
> become friends with the gym bros
> now I feel great, have a sixpack and real friends
> itsthateasy.tif

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 18 points 1 week ago

Walked through a few instagram recordings.

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 week ago

Threw around the weights and destroyed 50% of the gym equipment

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 75 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

>doesn't want to do anything or see anyone or go anywhere

>thinks he has ambition

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 11 points 6 days ago

i think he misused the word but it gets the point across

[-] ddplf@szmer.info 6 points 6 days ago

So many of these guys consider themselves Patrick Bateman irl, I'd absolutely not be surprised if it wasn't just "I wish I was happy despite having no ambitions", but rather he considers himself a "temporarily embarassed achiever"

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 6 days ago

I miss having ambition

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 50 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I get the depression part, but what did he do to get so hated by everyone he knows?

[-] bus_factor@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago

Beats me, he seems like he spreads joy wherever he goes.

Or it's just the depression talking.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago

It’s 4chan. They assuredly developed some antisocial behaviors and some opinions on [a race, creed, skin color, political affiliation, sexual preference, nationality, incredibly niche video game that no one has heard of beyond the viscerally gut wrenching rape scene, etc.] that led them toward ignominy.

[-] jaycifer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

First time I’ve seen the word ignominy. That’s a good one!

[-] stray@pawb.social 14 points 1 week ago

It may actually be part of the depression. We don't know that anyone hates him, just that he believes they do.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 22 points 1 week ago

I learned to not be hated by shutting up in places where it matters, and pretending I don't exist. I just do whatever people want of me, assume I'm wrong about anything I say, and only speak if forced to

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Same. Though I didn't develop critical thought until my late 20s since I was basically in people-please mode 24/7 making myself useful to surrogate parental figures at my workplace.

There's gotta be a balance

[-] Auth@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

I'm curious how 4chan posters react to this kind of a post I am assuming the average age is like 35 on that site now. Its so pointless, blah blah blah im 20 and i think everything is the end of the world anyone relate? You're 20 and lost some friends, it sucks but its not over and you havent been "left behind".

[-] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 16 points 1 week ago

age 20? that's nearly half way to 50 which is half way to 100 which is practically game over man

[-] astrsk@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago

At the rate things are going, more like 20, 40, 60-80.

That was my life. Then I found a woman who loves me. I have a lot to rebuild, sure. I was badly affected by the lockdowns and the depression they caused. I don't think it's hopeless, but I realize that the chapters of my life ahead will be far simpler and more isolated than those behind.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago

I am in a similar situation. Except mine was forced to leave the country over strict immigration policy, as she isn't a citizen here.

I mean, that sucks, but that's not the end of the world. You can still communicate with her, and either of you can emigrate.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

I visited her a few weeks ago. Still cost me £700. So not something I can be doing often. She is trying to get back closer to me.

I get that completely.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago

If you have a job, you can enjoy your spare time how you please. Although maybe be less hateable...

[-] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

dont please anyone not worth the rime

this post was submitted on 18 Jul 2025
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