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The night water (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 5 months ago

Is carbon dioxide just ghosts? 🤔

[-] distantsounds@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

but what is carboning that dioxide ☝️🧐🎩

Maybe it's the carbon moanoxide. * Complete failure to make a ghost moaning sound through text ...

[-] foggianism@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

His biggest accomplishment in life is having a last name.

And a name we have turned into legend despite that family being an absolute disaster filled with human scum.

[-] arrow74@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 months ago

My only hope for the future is that younger generations seem to not care about "political dynasties". I'll never understand the boomers obsession with ensure one family keeps power for generations. It doesn't make sense

[-] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 months ago

Almost. Kind of more like:

w̴̝̉A̷̘͋t̸̨̊E̴͖̔ŗ̸͝ ̴̞͗l̵͉̍E̷͉͝f̵͙̄T̸̜̅ ̷̰̀i̷͙̿N̷͙̒ ̸̪͠a̸̪̐ ̵̪̑G̷̥̾l̷̜̑A̶̩͠s̵̟̿S̸̡̍ ̵̠̕o̷̙̓Ṽ̶̬e̴̲̕R̸͈̐ṇ̷͠I̸̝̾g̶̹̐H̶̛̪t̷̞̓ ̴͙̍T̶̜̊a̵̳͌S̵̩̈́t̵͊͜E̸͚̐ś̴̤ ̴̡̆B̸͎̌â̷̞D̶̳͐ ̵͕̌b̴̭͗Ë̵̟́c̵̮̆Ä̷́ͅu̵̹̾S̶̝͛e̷͚̓ ̷̠̆I̸̛̯ť̵̙ ̸͙͗G̶͎͐e̵̞̿T̷̬̕s̵̟̍ ̵̱͌H̸̡̉a̴̟͝Ǘ̸̞n̸̖̅Ṭ̷̎ḙ̴̽D̴̡̓

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

I don't think he zalgos so much as he SpongeBob alternating cases

[-] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 months ago

I dunno, hearing him talk makes me feel like I'm being cursed.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

i mean if you're statesian too they built our country on an ancient indian burial ground so like maybe this is just a manifestation of that

[-] HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I would have assumed he'd want a glass of water to be left out overnight so that the chemicals in them would dissipate.

This coming from a man who likes to swim in known crap infested waters with the family.

[-] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Could I get sauce of original picture

[-] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

That’s too close to accurate for an RFK hot take.

It’s because the water absorbs gas from the air, especially at warmer temperatures. Since the uncovered cup of water shares space with people - who exhale carbon dioxide - it’s the carbon dioxide, increased acidity, and other absorbed gasses you taste.

Now for the clincher. Exhaled carbon dioxide is breath leaving the body. So, ghosts.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

So leave a cup of water overnight on your bedside table and drink it every morning to regain the life-force you breathed away while sleeping. PATENT PENDING!

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