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[-] SunshineJogger@feddit.org 9 points 21 hours ago

No, nonono. There is a difference between upstream and downstream. The upload would not make general use noticeably slower.

[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 13 points 19 hours ago

Wrong, you still need to send traffic to receive it. If upload is bottlenecked your net will feel increasingly sluggish

[-] SunshineJogger@feddit.org 1 points 12 hours ago

Well, yea, though that would suggest a very limited bandwidth

[-] Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 6 hours ago

Except for "traffic shaping" and other such bullshit that may unnecessarily cause congestion, trying to optimize the shit out of that upload.

[-] purplemonkeymad@programming.dev 4 points 19 hours ago

You still need to send the acks when downloading. If the upload is saturated then you will still have issues downloading stuff, as either the acks are delayed or dropped.

[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago

As long as she’s a legal adult, good for her. You get that coin, chica.

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 7 points 1 day ago

10% tax in my household

And be grateful, GabeN and the others take 30% !

[-] bikooo2@r.nf 10 points 1 day ago

A few moments later the internet is slow again, the son and father are downloding her porn

[-] BorgDrone@feddit.nl 144 points 2 days ago

If one upload slows down your internet you probably need a router that has a better packet scheduler. I recommend you look for one that uses FQ-CoDel

You’re ignoring the fact that most areas of the US are hamstrung by super shitty asymmetric up/down bandwidths (fuck you very much, Comcast). I have 1.3gbps down… and 30mbps up, per the contract.

[-] BorgDrone@feddit.nl 1 points 1 day ago

Why don’t you switch to a different ISP? Last time I checked I could choose from 13 different ISPs on fiber alone, and that’s in ‘socialist’ Europe. I can’t even dream of how many options someone in ‘free market’US must have.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Regulatory capture means that a shockingly high proportion (I’d be willing to bet it’s a strong majority) of unitedstatesians have precisely one viable option for an ISP with meaningfully high speed.

Source: I’ve been forced to purchase Comcast for the vast majority of my adult life, and I’ve lived in a bunch of different neighborhoods in two major US cities.

Edit: this is fine, I am fine with this

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 71 points 2 days ago

.....yeah, because THATS what this post is about!

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 83 points 2 days ago

Why not have a fun joke and some education?

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

I'll play. Without assuming where anyone is from, I'll add that the vast majority of US residential Internet connections, especially those in rural areas, are not only slower than they are in much of Europe (for example) but are commonly asymmetrical, too. Meaning even if someone has a gigabit connection, often it's only 1Gbps in one direction for Americans while the maximum upstream throughput may be closer to 50Mbps. Even a top-of-the-line, 5 figure Cisco or Juniper router can't do much to improve that situation for the end user when someone starts uploading large video files.

That said, fortunately or unfortunately (as our President says), incest isn't exclusive to Alabama,

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[-] bvoigtlaender@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago

Love lemmy for that though :( Where would i learn about fqcodel if not here.

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Tbf it has 2 of 4 panels complaining about slow Internet.

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[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Uploading wouldn't cause a noticeable slowdown for most internet uses, unless OP was also trying to upload something as well. Most ISPs offer a fraction of the upload speed as download and your average person still doesn't even notice a slowdown.

[-] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

I was the sysadmin for a ISP for over ten years. When you max your upload it slows everything down.

[-] Zetta@mander.xyz 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Definitely not standard for the US, but I max my fiber upload all the time and it has zero impact on my download speeds.

I feel very lucky to have a good fiber provider servicing my house.

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[-] crusa187@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

It’s a throughput issue not a bandwidth one. Can’t make requests to download if your uplink is fully saturated.

[-] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

With cheap routers, bufferbloat is actually more likely to cause a noticeable slowdown with uploading rather than downloading, since your upload is usually much lower it's much easier to max it out unless you have a powerful router and/or some good QoS rules defined.

[-] LwL@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If you're trying to play a real time online game, you will notice if your upload capacity is hogged elsewhere.

Same with anything using TCP because you need to send packets back.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Back with old DSL and especially dialup it was a much bigger issue.

[-] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 80 points 2 days ago

It will be slow again when son downloads his sister's porn. Home sweet Alabaaaama!

[-] marius@feddit.org 33 points 2 days ago

Maybe they should invest in a family nas then so they can share is locally

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Why bother with all the fancy technology? just leave the door open.

[-] weegee90@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

*incest in a nas

[-] PhilipTheBucket@quokk.au 14 points 2 days ago
[-] neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago

no, that'd be a copyright infringement

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago

gasp

Not COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!

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[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 42 points 2 days ago

Uploading her porn? Gross! To where though? There's so many places she could upload to, which one? So disgusting!

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

A fellow adherent of the scientific method, I see

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 2 points 1 day ago

Good for her!

[-] stinky@redlemmy.com 8 points 2 days ago

Most problems can be prevented by not having kids

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