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[-] Jhex@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago
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[-] bytesonbike@discuss.online 23 points 9 months ago

This dude is throwing everything to try to pretend he ain't a fucking pedophile in Epstein's list.

[-] ech@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

They're trying to insinuate that the accusations on them are of the same legitimacy of those they've been throwing at everyone for decades.

If their claims are rebuked as baseless, they'll call the claims against them baseless as well. If the claims against them are said to be substantiated, they'll point to their claims and suggest the same. It's the "tails I win, heads you lose" of a political scheme.

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[-] Jhex@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

pedophile president breaking his own law about posting bullshit online

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

Just FYI. We in Europe are watching what you guys are up to and being super judgemental. Get your shit together.

[-] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Keep an eye on your own countries, you're not immune to right-wing populism.

[-] butwhyishischinabook@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Just FYI, you in Europe should spend more time learning how not to freak out the moment you invite a relatively small amount of Muslim people of color to live among you as refugees and start pushing boats back into the sea to drown. We watch your society start to break apart the moment it drifts even a tiny bit away from white ethnostates. Hungary and Poland fell before the US.

Don't get me wrong, we're a flaming dumpster fire right now, but it gets very tired very quickly listening to you people look down your noses at the US like your shit doesn't stink as you teeter to and from the brink of far right parties taking power every 3 years on a platform of "no Muslims in Country X." You're not wrong, but glass houses my guy. You judge us, but the rest of the world judges us both.

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[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

don't worry. this is like the fever stage of the virus.

we haven't even started the vomiting yet.

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[-] cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 9 months ago

Almost forgot about the Epstein case there for a moment, except I didn't.

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[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

Terry Crews' character in Idiocracy was non-satirically a better President at this point.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

well, he wasn't a pedophile at least.

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[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

FAR better! Like, not even ironically better, all the way better.

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Yea, at least he cared about the crops or something

[-] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

At least he gave a shit.

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[-] cley_faye@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

Hey USA.

What the fuck.

Sincerely,

--
Rest of the fucking world

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

I dunno. I just live here.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

you inspired me to make an easy to use meme in this situation.

1000001783

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
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[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 9 points 9 months ago

I can use AI too

[-] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Sorry Trump, you're still a pedophile.

[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 8 points 9 months ago

Will an AI make a video of him being innocent in the Epstein case, or is the technology still not that good?

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that

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[-] sqw@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 9 months ago

🤔 wasnt there recently some anti-deepfake legislation passed?

[-] queueBenSis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

well i guess someone must be above the law then

[-] lostbit@feddit.nl 6 points 9 months ago

jesus, The US is absolutely off rails. This is insane

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[-] Yetanotherpaolo@feddit.nl 5 points 9 months ago

Isn’t this against the no deepfakes law the cunt has been pushing

[-] Landless2029@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Yes and nothing will happen from it. News outlets squak. The cult laughs. The "libs" get angry. The government does nothing because even if they did this is a presidental action and he has immunity.

I can't believe how fucked everything is. I'm over it. I just want to survive with my family.

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[-] ShotDonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, ...

[-] roofTophopper@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Weak attempt to distract. Stay focused folks. EPSTEIN FILES, RELEASE THEM.

[-] stinky@redlemmy.com 2 points 9 months ago

Correct.

Do not get distracted folks. He's on a mission to make you forget about Epstein.

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[-] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Epstein’s best friend, convicted felon and adjudicated rapist Donald Trump, is a human trafficking child rapist.

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[-] PedroMaldonado@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Don and his shit has turned this country into the Aristocrats joke...

[-] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

The pedophile in chief is just spraying videos hoping something distracts people

[-] smeenz@lemmy.nz 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

You mean the pedophile and convicted rapist, sexual assaulter , con man, incompetent businessman, fraudster, tax evader, and likely insurrectionist ?

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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Do you know what I do when I go to bed? I sleep. Almost instantly. I don't lay there and stress and worry about what I did. I don't worry about how I'm percieved. I just sleep.

You can see by his actions that trump is a deeply troubled, deeply insecure, deeply stressed man. And I use the word "man" in the loosest of definitions.

Everything he's doing, from the CBS cancelations, to blocking the commanders stadium deal, to whatever this ai video bullshit is, it all screams of a man grasping at straws, desprate to change the topic.

Me? I have no desperation. What'ya guys wanna talk about?

Can someone please make one of trump murdering Epstein??

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago
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