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[-] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 days ago

A guy shoving a beer bottle up his ass is one of the things that precipitated the collapse of Yugoslavia

[-] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 days ago

No one talking about the fact that the label says "Cream Blindness"??

[-] noxypaws@pawb.social 6 points 6 days ago

at least the sharp edges of the bottle cap could dig in and therefore function as a sort of a base

[-] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 days ago

Apparently I'm that guy, but I definitely think it would just tear about 20 neat little grooves in one's rectum, and not do jack shit to prevent it being "lost"

[-] nialv7@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Well too bad now I am definitely thinking about it.

[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 days ago

that's brill! You can easily have WARM JAPANESE BEER.
What could possibly be better...

[-] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Instructions unclear, now my ass is stuck in the beach.

[-] razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de 127 points 1 week ago

Ignoring the flareless butt plug shape for a moment - what prevents you from sticking a flat-based beer bottle into the sand, and why would you choose a shape that can’t be put on a table or upright in a fridge?

It’s a pretty looking bottle though :)

[-] Gustephan@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

People who live near the beach you're trying to drink on. Nothing says "I dont respect nature or your home" better than bringing a bunch of disposable beer bottles that you will statistically probably leave in the sand or throw into the ocean as soon as youre done with them. This is probably more a rant about overtourism than it is about beer bottles, but seeing a bottle thats designed to bring to the beach made my blood boil.

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