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CCP shot him, smh. (hexbear.net)
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[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago
[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Can't believe the CCP shot him just for getting the acronym wrong

[-] SeventyTwoTrillion@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

As the person was taken away, Xi breathed a sigh of relief deep in the basement of the consulate, where he spends most of his time listening in on Americans who use Chinese electronics or play Tencent games.

[-] grazing7264@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

me_irl but for other reasons

mao-clap blob-no-thoughts

[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

"Please Chairman Xi, liberate my people" I yell through the windows, while driving towards a chinese consulate

[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Wait, the CCP is right behind me with a loaded gun?? astronaut-1

[-] knorke3@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

you sure he didn't just want to find chang chun plastics? (they are also abbreviated as "CCP".)

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Can Crancisco Police

[-] JK1348@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Well.... I guess he found em

[-] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 2 years ago

The black book just got one name longer

[-] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2023
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