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CCP shot him, smh. (hexbear.net)
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[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago
[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Can't believe the CCP shot him just for getting the acronym wrong

[-] SeventyTwoTrillion@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

As the person was taken away, Xi breathed a sigh of relief deep in the basement of the consulate, where he spends most of his time listening in on Americans who use Chinese electronics or play Tencent games.

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

Dude forgot he wasn't a T-800

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

Also he did it backwards, you're supposed to walk in, ask for the CCP, then you say "I'll be back" before you drive into the building

smdh, these youngins

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 years ago

Swallowing my head, you’re supposed to have the car drive itself into the building just as they reject you

[-] grazing7264@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

me_irl but for other reasons

mao-clap blob-no-thoughts

[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

"Please Chairman Xi, liberate my people" I yell through the windows, while driving towards a chinese consulate

[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Wait, the CCP is right behind me with a loaded gun?? astronaut-1

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Can Crancisco Police

[-] knorke3@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

you sure he didn't just want to find chang chun plastics? (they are also abbreviated as "CCP".)

[-] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 2 years ago

The black book just got one name longer

[-] JK1348@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Well.... I guess he found em

[-] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2023
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