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CCP shot him, smh.
(hexbear.net)
It's CPC 
Can't believe the CCP shot him just for getting the acronym wrong
As the person was taken away, Xi breathed a sigh of relief deep in the basement of the consulate, where he spends most of his time listening in on Americans who use Chinese electronics or play Tencent games.
Dude forgot he wasn't a T-800
Also he did it backwards, you're supposed to walk in, ask for the CCP, then you say "I'll be back" before you drive into the building
smdh, these youngins
Swallowing my head, you’re supposed to have the car drive itself into the building just as they reject you
me_irl but for other reasons
"Please Chairman Xi, liberate my people" I yell through the windows, while driving towards a chinese consulate
Wait, the CCP is right behind me with a loaded gun?? 
Can Crancisco Police
you sure he didn't just want to find chang chun plastics? (they are also abbreviated as "CCP".)
The black book just got one name longer
Well.... I guess he found em
this post was submitted on 10 Oct 2023
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