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They don't know
(piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)
But they probably have a hunch
Their cardiologist knows
I watched this twice
What is wrong with me
Lmao not nothing.
Imagine showing up in a suit for this!
They probably know it. Or at least they have a feeling.
It's more than a feeling.
They totally know. There might be a few that think they’re #1 and one of them is almost certainly right.
I feel like if you're even a contender you probably know. It's a condiment, but I guarantee there's someone out there who eats it like the main meals.
I am sure it's not, but I hope it's me
I’m pretty certain it’s not me
Mayonnaise Georg
probably a Dutchie
Lol i thought "that could actually be me".
Yes I'm Dutch...😁
Is the artery clogging power of frits and mayo overpowered by the biking or is it mostly genetics?
I barely eat frites to be honest. And I ride an E-mtb, so that's not helping much.
So yes its genetics i guess. But... When I put mayonaise on my cheese sandwich i don't use butter, so that counts for something too.
And we cook with only fresh ingredients, I made a quiche with spinach and salmon tonight. Now I think about it, I never even had a prefab microwave dinner in my life and I'm 49.
God, I miss the Netherlands.
You're welcome to come over, I promise border control will be civilized. 😁
This is the champion mayo-fiend
What is it about torties and attitude? She's a normal cat standing like a normal cat but she looks so sassy.
this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2025
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