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[-] icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 days ago

He couldn't end the country in 3 days so he's getting a few days more to get the job done.

[-] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

There's gonna be a 90 day extension, right?

New reality series (unfortunately)?

[-] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

They have until TikTok sells

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

If it wasn't for the missing "war" I almost ate it.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

A lot of people eating the onion in the comments.

[-] zabadoh@ani.social 11 points 1 week ago

The prior 3 day deadline to end Ukraine came and went.

[-] WizardofIs@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

“ You gotta stop or else!

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

STOP! Or I will say stop again.

[-] baggins@beehaw.org 2 points 6 days ago

Or I will taunt you a second time!

[-] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

TACO time!

[-] SouthFresh@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Putin: "LOL"

this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2025

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