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Oh no
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That or someone kinky wearing a collar
No option for “Master” though
They changed it to "Main".
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Obviously, the master would be the one signing up.
The pet doesn't get an emergency contact?
[Joke] No because they're not allowed to go anywhere without their owner.
actually a really good idea if you live alone with pets…
like, if i get hit by a truck i don’t want my dog to starve to death….
That's not what en emergency contact is though, is it?
nope….
however, “in case of emergency, i have a pet at home alone”: is pretty important….
e.g. i’m adding my pet to my list of emergency contacts on my phone now… they’ll figure it out.
Oh, okay, that makes sense. We thought you meant more like a will and the dog gets the money.
we thought that’s what an emergency contact is?
No, it's someone you or someone/somemany contacts in case you're in an emergency, not someone in a will necessarily, nor who needs help in an emergency from you necessarily either.
For the dog it is
Ah, we thought they meant put them in the will.
There was a guy in my neighborhood that died of cardiac arrest at home with his 3 dogs. No one noticed for a few weeks and by the time someone did the dogs had eaten the body and only one dog was alive.
I still feel awful about not checking on him...
To shreds you say
And his wife?
To shreds you say?
"Out of snacks? Oh god, it's serious. I'm on my way, try not to panic!"
It's for OmniMan. Now he can add Debbie.
Wat he dead? I’m millionaire now?…woof.
Well yeah how else will I list the trans puppygirls and catgirls in my polycule
Ehm, bondage?
That's not, from our understanding, usually what pet play involves.
uwu
this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2025
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