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[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 37 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

NOTICE TO VISA HOLDER: Last week, border patrol officers observed you leaving a supermarket without purchasing at least five pounds of Sabra hummus, in a vile expression of antisemitism. Furthermore, two days ago, border patrol officers observed you stealing trash from the street and tossing it into a dumpster. In addition to international terrorism, this constitutes working in the United States without authorization, a violation of your visa terms. You have forfeited your bond deposit and you will be transferred to the nearest concentration camp.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 27 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

[four months after returning home]

To inquire about your deposit, press 9.

[presses 9]

To inquire about your deposit, press 9.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 26 points 6 days ago

Welcome to the paywall country. big-cool

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 24 points 6 days ago

Fucking landlord-ass behavior

[-] pierre_delecto@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago

Good luck tourism industry!

[-] daniyeg@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

a pilot program for 5k, 10k, 15k bond for a fucking visa? what the fuck? even if we weren't banned from entering the country no one could afford that bond lmao

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

smuglord Heheh, we can’t be racist because we’re not banning Africans from entering the country, we’re just requiring them to deposit about twice their annual income to get a visa!

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