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Anon watches The Office (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 107 points 5 days ago

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 98 points 5 days ago

[-] frog@feddit.uk 49 points 5 days ago

Sometimes things don't work out. Roy became a better version of himself without her.

[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 100 points 5 days ago

“Looking for the Jim to my Pam” <-> “I wish I had the courage to cheat on my boyfriend”

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 60 points 4 days ago

She wants a psycho office bully as a partner?

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 4 days ago

Dwight was already taken

[-] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

4chan greentexts are the only stories where victim blaming is acceptable

[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 4 days ago

The sort of shit which makes one age 30-40 years in a couple of seconds.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 29 points 4 days ago

Are actual people really that stupid or is Anon hallucinating again?

[-] abfarid@startrek.website 25 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

>you're not getting a Jim, Kelly.

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

She knows you are no Jim, 4chan man!

[-] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago

You're at best a Nard Dog.

this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2025
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