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[-] Beaver@hexbear.net 103 points 3 days ago

Do you even know who my dad is?!

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 56 points 3 days ago

My dad works at Nintendo. You are gonna regret this doggirl-smart

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 75 points 3 days ago

Nietzsche won. The aristocratic mode of valuation clearly is hegemonic if "Hey everyone! Remember, I come from a political dynasty! That's your reminder that I'm good!" is even close to a convincing campaign message. Every society in which that's a reasonable marketing point for a political figure is a deeply sick, reactionary society.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

ugh. that reminds me of this insane conversation i had once. years ago, i'm in line at my neighborhood polling place to vote on some municipal shit while also voting against this absolute white nationalist shit wizard who has been ruling his gerrymandered congress district. the guy runs as a folksy everyman, but he's been in the position forever. he's like 3rd generation state political dynasty. had multiple DUIs disappeared when he was in college, including one where he tried to use a fake ID with an out of state cop. goes by his middle name, because his real legal name is like the most Fancylad Buffoonish the IV.

anyway, i'm in line and this gen x bozo in front of me starts yapping about how he likes the guy BECAUSE his father was a big name politically. or, as he put it, "at least he came by it honest" like it was the family trade.... like carpentry, except in this case, the family trade is exercising massive political power.

[-] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 3 days ago

if it weren't andrew "italian" cuomo saying this i'd be inclined to agree

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

I think it is more that people can recognise the capitalist mode of doing stuff is fucking awful, but are told that communism is literally the worst thing in existence, so when people look for an alternative to capitalism, they find one that capital doesn't consider a threat and are allowed to pine for a sort of Neo-feudalism.

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[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 68 points 3 days ago

Is the implication here that Mamdani doesn't have parents or grandparents? Like he has appeared out out of nowhere? Did Mamdani just fall out of the coconut tree?

[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 59 points 3 days ago

Nah, he's nepo baby bragging

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 33 points 3 days ago
[-] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 42 points 3 days ago

He wants to make sure potential voters know he comes from a long line of SA

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 26 points 3 days ago

Trying to court the Republican vote again I see

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

Reaching around the aisle, whether they consent to it or not. Classic Cuomo.

[-] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

Maybe he's trying to remind donors

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 32 points 3 days ago

That’s the best part, Mamdani does have a high profile parent, the campaign just keeps that low-key.

[-] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 31 points 3 days ago

He has two high profile parents! One a famous scholar and the other an acclaimed filmmaker.

There have been a couple of attempted smear campaigns about them.. but apparently nobody is willing to hold "his parents are smart and cool" against him. Let's see if "his parents do not appear to be criminals" works.

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[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 61 points 3 days ago

I ran across a bunch of comuo related stuff when browsing my old memes early today and when I just now went looking for them I also found this... From 2020!

[-] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 37 points 3 days ago

slappin fannies and killin grannies

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 59 points 3 days ago

I guess he didn't get that we prefer Luigi

[-] hello_hello@hexbear.net 49 points 3 days ago

Son of mario-dance

Should probably get luigi-dance

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 40 points 3 days ago

This year's Drake V Kendrick fuckin' sucks.

"This is a two man race. You look tired already. It's just the second round." bruh what are these bars?

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 37 points 3 days ago

Funny thing is that Mario Cuomo is closer to Mamdani than Andrew or his brother are politically. Still a lib but much better than his sons were.

[-] arisu@lemmygrad.ml 40 points 3 days ago

I physically cringed

[-] jjsandwich8@hexbear.net 36 points 3 days ago

This is some weird shit I would say to someone in tf2 12 years ago to try and intimidate them, wtf is this lmao

[-] footfaults@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 3 days ago

Kaaa-BEEEEWWWM

[-] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 29 points 3 days ago

Ignoring all the other stupidity; this is NOT a two man race! There are at least four candidates.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 35 points 3 days ago

I'm Andrew Cummo, the son of poopoo, grandson of peepee

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 32 points 3 days ago

You look tired already. It's just the second round.

And you look like a stick of beef jerky did the nasty with a prune, Andy. Don't throw stones out of your glass house.

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 28 points 3 days ago
[-] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago

"it'd be a shame if something were ta happen to ya dwog"

[-] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 3 days ago

it's-a-me! an-dy-rew!

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Back in the old country my great-great-great grandfather Flavio-Maximo used to arm wrestle up to 13 men at the same time and always win as he mocked them saying "You're weak. You're puny. You're nothing." Meanwhile he drank an espresso with his left hand.

[-] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago

This guy is going to lose to Eric Adams. His main competition is Curtis Sliwa.

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[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago

This man is no mere ranger!

[-] deforestgump@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago
[-] BattleCossack@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago

Is he letting Elon ghostwrite his tweets?

[-] john_brown@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

I hope somebody calls Cuomo to tell him some dumb asshole is tweeting really embarrassing shit on his account

Bing bing wahoo! Im the son of a-Mario, yipper!!

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