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[-] Beaver@hexbear.net 106 points 10 months ago

Do you even know who my dad is?!

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 57 points 10 months ago

My dad works at Nintendo. You are gonna regret this doggirl-smart

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 78 points 10 months ago

Nietzsche won. The aristocratic mode of valuation clearly is hegemonic if "Hey everyone! Remember, I come from a political dynasty! That's your reminder that I'm good!" is even close to a convincing campaign message. Every society in which that's a reasonable marketing point for a political figure is a deeply sick, reactionary society.

[-] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 10 months ago

if it weren't andrew "italian" cuomo saying this i'd be inclined to agree

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

ugh. that reminds me of this insane conversation i had once. years ago, i'm in line at my neighborhood polling place to vote on some municipal shit while also voting against this absolute white nationalist shit wizard who has been ruling his gerrymandered congress district. the guy runs as a folksy everyman, but he's been in the position forever. he's like 3rd generation state political dynasty. had multiple DUIs disappeared when he was in college, including one where he tried to use a fake ID with an out of state cop. goes by his middle name, because his real legal name is like the most Fancylad Buffoonish the IV.

anyway, i'm in line and this gen x bozo in front of me starts yapping about how he likes the guy BECAUSE his father was a big name politically. or, as he put it, "at least he came by it honest" like it was the family trade.... like carpentry, except in this case, the family trade is exercising massive political power.

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[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 70 points 10 months ago

Is the implication here that Mamdani doesn't have parents or grandparents? Like he has appeared out out of nowhere? Did Mamdani just fall out of the coconut tree?

[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 59 points 10 months ago

Nah, he's nepo baby bragging

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago
[-] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 43 points 10 months ago

He wants to make sure potential voters know he comes from a long line of SA

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago

Trying to court the Republican vote again I see

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

Reaching around the aisle, whether they consent to it or not. Classic Cuomo.

[-] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

Maybe he's trying to remind donors

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 33 points 10 months ago

That’s the best part, Mamdani does have a high profile parent, the campaign just keeps that low-key.

[-] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago

He has two high profile parents! One a famous scholar and the other an acclaimed filmmaker.

There have been a couple of attempted smear campaigns about them.. but apparently nobody is willing to hold "his parents are smart and cool" against him. Let's see if "his parents do not appear to be criminals" works.

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[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 62 points 10 months ago

I ran across a bunch of comuo related stuff when browsing my old memes early today and when I just now went looking for them I also found this... From 2020!

[-] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 37 points 10 months ago

slappin fannies and killin grannies

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago
[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago
[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 59 points 10 months ago

I guess he didn't get that we prefer Luigi

[-] hello_hello@hexbear.net 49 points 10 months ago

Son of mario-dance

Should probably get luigi-dance

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 40 points 10 months ago

This year's Drake V Kendrick fuckin' sucks.

"This is a two man race. You look tired already. It's just the second round." bruh what are these bars?

[-] arisu@lemmygrad.ml 40 points 10 months ago

I physically cringed

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 37 points 10 months ago

Funny thing is that Mario Cuomo is closer to Mamdani than Andrew or his brother are politically. Still a lib but much better than his sons were.

[-] jjsandwich8@hexbear.net 36 points 10 months ago

This is some weird shit I would say to someone in tf2 12 years ago to try and intimidate them, wtf is this lmao

[-] footfaults@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 10 months ago

Kaaa-BEEEEWWWM

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 35 points 10 months ago

I'm Andrew Cummo, the son of poopoo, grandson of peepee

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 32 points 10 months ago

You look tired already. It's just the second round.

And you look like a stick of beef jerky did the nasty with a prune, Andy. Don't throw stones out of your glass house.

[-] Lovely_sombrero@hexbear.net 29 points 10 months ago

Ignoring all the other stupidity; this is NOT a two man race! There are at least four candidates.

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago

There are [at least] FOUR CANDIDATES picard-annoyed

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago
[-] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 10 months ago

it's-a-me! an-dy-rew!

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Back in the old country my great-great-great grandfather Flavio-Maximo used to arm wrestle up to 13 men at the same time and always win as he mocked them saying "You're weak. You're puny. You're nothing." Meanwhile he drank an espresso with his left hand.

[-] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

This guy is going to lose to Eric Adams. His main competition is Curtis Sliwa.

[-] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

he's gonna need a better hat if he even wants to stand a chance

[-] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago
[-] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

Coummu of course! This is the hat to beat:

And these are the cats to beat:

Cumuo may be of woman born, but does he have a hat? much less a million cats to pee on it?

No competition.

[-] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

"it'd be a shame if something were ta happen to ya dwog"

[-] deforestgump@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago
[-] BattleCossack@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

Is he letting Elon ghostwrite his tweets?

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

This man is no mere ranger!

[-] john_brown@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

I hope somebody calls Cuomo to tell him some dumb asshole is tweeting really embarrassing shit on his account

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago
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