I look at this smile and think "There is no HR in Ba Sing Se"

She looks like a whitewashed Victoria Newman from the boys.

stooge /stoo͞j/

noun

1. The partner in a comedy team who feeds lines to the other comedian; a straight man.

2. One who allows oneself to be used for another's profit or advantage; a puppet.

3. A stool pigeon.

Sending Anne Hathaway to fire me? I'll accept that.

Finally no longer having to work
It's really been the absolute worst thing in life after "being a kid" and "going to school"

I know the setup is that if you don't job hard enough
then something even worse is coming up
living in the streets, which is illegal
then living in the man made hell
called prison, which is just another kind of school

But this time, by seeing it coming,
turns out there's a way to opt out of the bad bits !

Ready to be laid off, i can feel it coming considering the economy feels like its on stilts and my company scrapping the bottom of the barrel for projects to work on.

I don't own anything and don't have anybody.

Prepared for my NEET life.

"oh I'm sorry, I had to leave early. Something's come up. You'll receive FMLA paperwork soon; I'm afraid I have to invoke mandatory legally protected family medical leave. See you in at least 90 days"

Since its clear you are a bad worker leave off a few important task. They can chalk it up later to themselves as proof they made the right decision when those tasks fall through the cracks.

I don't get it, why does she need these projects for?

That HR lady is totally breedable.