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[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago

How is this not the Idiocracy timeline? I'd anything it feels like the pace of the "dumbing down" is too fast.

[-] scarabic@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

The president in Idiocracy sought the help of someone smart.

Y’all need to remember that and realize we are way past this movie.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 4 months ago

and it was the AI assigning jobs to people too.

[-] Wazowski@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Idiocracy would be a vast improvement over our current predicament, no joke.

[-] Zorque@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Yeah, there weren't leagues of malevolent rich assholes seeking to make the world worse for their own profits. Just a bunch of idiots who apparently forgot how to think.

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 4 months ago

Ignorant but willing to learn. And laugh about farts, not violence.

IIRC. Maybe I should re-watch it.

[-] MyBrainHurts@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

Absolutely, idiocracy was too optimistic. In their version, it took 500 years to get there.

We'll be there in a generation, maybe 2. (If we have that many generations.)

[-] Tramort@programming.dev 26 points 4 months ago
[-] fubarx@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago
[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

Release the Trump/Epstein files.

[-] Lumisal@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

I literally saw a comment about a month ago on Lemmy saying "what's next, wrestling matches in the white house?" Or something like that.

Whoever you were, you fucking called it

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Probably just a coincidence that Paramount is purchasing UFC exclusive steaming rights in a seven year deal.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

skydance a trumper, trying to save the dying stream industry, trying to get the conservative audience on board.

without TREK, and south park, Theres no reason to even have paramount.

[-] SuchThunder@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago
[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Camacho would be such an improvement on reality nowadays...

[-] superglue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago

Ya, at least he recognized there was someone out there smarter than him and brought him in as an advisor.

[-] MyBrainHurts@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

I hate how increasingly accurate this movie has become.

[-] FaceDeer@fedia.io 10 points 4 months ago

As is usually pointed out, the similarities are not strong.

President Camacho actually wanted to help his people, hired the smartest person he could find, and listened to his advice.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 9 points 4 months ago

And stepped down as President in the end to let someone else lead. For a better comparison of leadership now, look at Don't Look Up. Far more realistic in so many ways.

[-] Mirshe@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I'll also throw in Iron Sky.

[-] Suburbanl3g3nd@lemmings.world 1 points 4 months ago

The problem with that is the world has to get bad enough for President Camacho to help the world. We're in the Pre-Camacho era

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

When are these “Alpha Males” going to turn on the pedo in chief because they certainly look like a bunch of beta cucks right now

[-] Launch@piefed.social 6 points 4 months ago

We live in a joke of a country

[-] Hamlam282@piefed.social 6 points 4 months ago

UFC started to become fascist, absolutely ruinimg the sport. UFC In the facist house

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 4 months ago

its basically glorified bumfights, allegedly he doesnt pay most of his fighters well, unless they are the face of the company.

[-] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

Dana White at the inauguration was such a fever dream experience.

[-] Unquote0270@programming.dev 3 points 4 months ago
[-] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

Trump must really have a huge penis eh?! What a big boy.

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

Yeah, watching two ripped tattooed dudes wrestle in their underwear while inside a literal cage. Macho af

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

My favorite thing is taking pictures of them grappling, then putting a black censor bar over the trunks so it looks like they're having sex. Turns out it's really really easy to make it look gay(er).

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 0 points 4 months ago

even without it, it still looks like they are going hardcore.

[-] unknown@piefed.social 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 2 points 4 months ago

Truly Dystopian

Ackshuly, isn't dystopia in the future? So, what is this then? Oh yeah, fascism.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago

UFC to host first-ever fight event at the White(trash) House

[-] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Was the WWF (or whatever the criminal wrestling organization goes by these days) booked?

[-] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

This is the best thing Trump has done this term

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