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[-] gerzai@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 17 hours ago

Infernal body temperature

[-] ArseAssassin@sopuli.xyz 60 points 1 day ago
[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 34 points 1 day ago

F not C, red name dude.

98 fahrenheit is normal. 98C is 208F.

[-] Drewfro66@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 15 hours ago

I missed the joke too, I thought the joke was that 98F temperatures were hot enough to kill the average Brit

[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 83 points 1 day ago

You’d be fine. Your blood wouldn’t even be boiling yet.

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 103 points 1 day ago
[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 65 points 1 day ago

You’re clearly not under enough pressure. Maybe a gambling addiction would help.

[-] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 day ago

Your blood tubes aren't an open container

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 16 hours ago

That's what you think

[-] wabasso@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Fair point but they aren’t exactly hermetically sealed either. I’d expect a lower atmospheric pressure to impose a stronger gradient between skin and vessels. Like if you can get the bends from ascending from depth too quickly, shouldn’t something happen in this case too?

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

WE CAN DRINK!

[-] halvar@lemy.lol 18 points 1 day ago

seems like a skill issue on your part smh

[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 174 points 1 day ago

Normally I wouldn't make fun, but he even typed the word Celsius in his reply. It's almost like some small part of his brain was trying to throw him a clue.

[-] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

I saw the °C, but my depressed brain intepreted as the imperial system because I'm just so used to it, and the immenent collapse of society doesn't help my brain function better

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 88 points 1 day ago

98.7 is likely close enough to boiling point that there'd surely be some bubbles. I'd expect your bubbles per minute to be more than 0.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

How many bubbles before the pump fails and needs to be re-primed?

[-] MML@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Usually 1 I think

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Please don't boil your pump

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Keep it to a light poach.

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

In many places around the world, it would be outright boiling. But I imagine internal organs would need a larger temperature.

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

A bunch of boiled meat? Must have been British.

[-] windowsphoneguy@feddit.org 172 points 1 day ago
[-] ramble81@lemmy.zip 71 points 1 day ago

C in question

[-] waigl@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

How curiously pertinent in more than one way…

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

In a Sauna it can be 98ºC, not the same extern temperature and body temperature. You'll die when your body temperature is over 42ºC, but you can support way higher extern temperatures (for a certain time)

[-] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 day ago

The hottest you should have a Sauna is 90°C.

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

I was in one the other day that was 118. My first time being in one so hot, and it was... surprising.

[-] logos@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago
[-] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 day ago
[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Just never been in that kind of heat before. It was oppressively hot, breathing felt heavy, and sweat was pouring out like a dripping faucet. Interesting sensations

[-] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 2 points 12 hours ago

Sounds like a sweat lodge. I don't know how hot they get those normally.

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 points 12 hours ago

Did that at summer camp as a kid, but memories are distant so it's hard to compare. Prob similar, I vaguely remember sweating like crazy

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

Most also less, but it also can get higher. Always important the preparation before and after the session a cold bath, apart of an strict time control to avoid accidents, sometimes deadly.

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[-] Redex68@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Holy fuck I did not know they were so hot, how does a human body even survive that for any amount of time.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago

Dry air doesn't conduct heat as well as humid air, and allows evaporative cooling through sweat

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[-] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 33 points 1 day ago

98.7 °C is about 210 °F. Bruv's cooked.

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[-] jet@hackertalks.com 26 points 1 day ago
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[-] jet@hackertalks.com 48 points 1 day ago

98.7K - ice cold

98.7F - a-ok

98.7C - first degree burns for your first responders

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 55 points 1 day ago

98.7 KFC FOR ALL YOUR FAVORITE SOUTHERN FRIED ROCK WEST OF THE MISSISSIPPI!

[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

KFC! OMG I GET IT NOW!!!

First it's frozen, then it's thawed, then it's extra crispy!!!

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[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

If your ice is 98.7 K it would be Ice Ic with a different crystalline structure. It would probably taste like intense hot sauce turning your tongue black and causing it to fall out of your frostbitten mouth because you tried to lick Ice Ic you daft bastard.

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[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

This must be the reason for that spontaneous human combustion people talk about

[-] missandry351@lemmings.world 8 points 1 day ago

The person who comment is from US right?

[-] FluidBeef@quokk.au 7 points 1 day ago

Venus, actually.

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