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George R.R. Martin Finally Finishes Writing Sequel To ‘Erin Brockovich’ (theonion.com)

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[+] StarryPhoenix97@lemmy.world 57 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

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[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

We hate how the two chuckle fucks executed the ending so they could go work on Star Wars. The bones were pretty good in bullet points form.

For me their mistake was

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wanting Danaerys' downfall to be a huge internet-breaking shock moment, that people would react to the way they did to Ned Stark's death or the Red Wedding. In their desperation to avoid spoiling the surprise, instead of a compelling 8-season study of her descent from idealism into madness we got Saviour Dany for six seasons followed by a small handful of half-assed "look, the clues were all there!" moments where she was put in a difficult position and chose the "I'm in charge, don't mess with me" option, followed by one of the most abrupt clumsy heel turns outside of pro wrestling.

[-] Godort@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 days ago

George and Pat Rothfuss both have enough money in the bank that they don't have to release their books to the public anymore. They probably still write for fun, but neither will ever release anything again.

Honestly, I think thats fine. It's a shame I won't get to see the ending of either series, but I also don't have a shortage of things to read.

[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

At least Martin has some quality under his belt. Rothfuss wrote 1.25 good books and just shit on his fans.

[-] Flipper@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

How do you get 1.25 good books?

[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Write 75% of a book where the only thing that happens is a teenage boy describes his sexual prowess with a faerie goddess using terms like "tongue twister of the five winds" or some such bullshit.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Rothfuss has unironically stated that he's had trouble with the third book because he's matured too much to write that shit again lol

I personally didn't mind it in an unreliable narrator/mythic ballad kind of way but a lot of the problems it has is that it sure seems like it would require a literal interpretation to make the plot threads connect in the end.

[-] QueenFern@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Read the second one, and you'll see

[-] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

C'mon, ghost authors can create good conclusions to grand epics. Remember the 7th Dune book? And uhmmm... The 8th Dune book...they were just so memorable, we all read them...right?

[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 4 points 1 day ago

I felt like picasso did a rough sketch and his kid drew crayon all over it and tried to sell it as his own art.

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Must be a slow week in the US politics if the onion has time for any other topic :)

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 1 day ago

They needed a little break

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 14 points 2 days ago

It's the year 3576, the cyborg army has devastated the northern hemisphere, society has crumbled and all that remains are tiny groups of survivalists, George R R Martins is still working on finishing the ending.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

George R R Martins is still ~~working on finishing~~ three books away from the ending.

[-] fubarx@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Ian Fleming's estate published a few more James Bond books after he passed away.

Book 7 may just end up that way.

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago

This title got me in the same way as writing someone's age and name in a title

[-] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

George is a hack.

[-] paraphrand@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Luck is the secret behind many “great” things.

[-] Onyxonblack@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 day ago

I met the guy at a signing. Total fucking loser asshole.

[-] OfficeMonkey@lemmy.today -1 points 2 days ago

While I'm not 100% comfortable with his tithing, if Mr. Martin passes Sanderson could pull a Jordan.

[-] chaogomu@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Martin has already stated the he is not a fan of Sanderson's style, specifically in regards to being a potential contingency author.

[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 10 points 1 day ago

He also finishes things, which must really piss ol’ George off.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Yeah, Sanderson is great at what he does but A Song of Fire and Ice is not that.

[-] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

Sanderson himself has also stated he would not be interested.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Which is why they'll bully Abercrombie into doing it (with money)

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