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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 hour ago

Same. It's why I hate change. You know how much it hurts to regrow your brain? It hurts a lot!

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 31 points 6 hours ago

Finally understand republicans

[-] Capybara_mdp@reddthat.com 1 points 29 minutes ago

Dem property taxes!

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 hours ago

Invertebates United

[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 45 points 8 hours ago
[-] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 28 minutes ago* (last edited 28 minutes ago)

s/disorders/orders

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 12 points 6 hours ago

I've never seen an organic political stance before... that's amazing.

[-] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 98 points 10 hours ago

This is a great example in support of something I often think about. We see our consciousness as "me" and as "the thing in charge" of the body, but really it's more of an ancillary subprocess that the body runs for its own benefit. It's just a special subprocess that does its job best when it mistakenly thinks of itself as being the boss of the body.

[-] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 32 points 9 hours ago
[-] AnActOfCreation@programming.dev 1 points 52 minutes ago

Can you explain what this means?

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 16 points 7 hours ago

Like why Reubens are so good. I don’t like salty protein, bread with caraway seeds, thousand island dressing or Swiss cheese, but fuck is a Reuben delicious.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Reubens are the only beef food I used eat in my 20s. I've since switched to seitan, but there's something about the combo that just works. The rye bread is a key part of it.

[-] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 0 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

It would be strongly emergent then. And strong emergence is basically magic.

[-] derek@infosec.pub 1 points 1 hour ago

I don't see how either sentence follows. Rephrasing your comment and supplementing it with context to explain your reasoning may better communicate your point.

[-] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 18 minutes ago* (last edited 16 minutes ago)

He's not communicating. He's bragging. Although in truth, he's actually demonstrating because there's no purpose in showing you his knowledge. That means he's showing you what he understands and sees rather than explaining. Explaining is extensive and difficult because the many are blind even though they can read so often don't see their own lack of ability to see reality.

I can explain more deeply but I think I'm just going to go masterbate instead.

[-] ramble81@lemmy.zip 5 points 9 hours ago

I mean that’s basically what a person who is a vegetable is (sorry, don’t know the correct terminology, someone probably will be offended by that phrase)

[-] voodooattack@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago
[-] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 14 minutes ago

Spot the fuck on. BTDT.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 27 points 9 hours ago

This hurts, I got denied for a loan for a house a few years ago.

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 29 points 8 hours ago

You should find a rock and then digest your brain.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 33 points 7 hours ago

Seeing your reply out of context made me think "what did I do to get hatemail this time?"

[-] notabot@piefed.social 5 points 5 hours ago

If this is a typical example, you must get some top quality hatemail. There's nothing quite like being told to digest your own brain to convey the poster's opinion of you.

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 hours ago

I wonder if we can get the fortnite/counterstrike kids too use this instead of the old classic: KYS

There's just something more refined about it

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 52 points 11 hours ago

I hear ya, squirt. I hear ya.

[-] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 11 minutes ago
[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

Me too buddy

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 26 points 10 hours ago
[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 20 points 10 hours ago

They do think. It's just that they're bad at it. All the stuff they complain about is just in their heads.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 13 points 10 hours ago

I'm just glad I'm seeing the democrats start pushing back with the same vitriol republicans have used, and are finding out the other side is full of snowflakes who can't take the heat. Good job, USians! One step in the right direction. Get down and dirty with it, it's about damn time.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

It is nice to see them grow part of a spine, but based on history, the Dem party leadership will nip that in the bud by next summer when the mid term election cycle is in full swing in a lame attempt to sway moderate and conservative voters.

again

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 hours ago

Just because it didn't work the last 17 times doesn't mean it won't suddenly work now!

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

And if you criticize our failing strategy you are actually a right winger, you just don’t know it!

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 8 points 10 hours ago

Fil was arguing Obama care shut down his doctor because too many patients were using it. Then I said hmm thats interesting so all those ppl didn't have health insurance before then? Then started blaming Obama for again for decreasing health insurance profits. I went to break Then.

[-] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

We are all manipulated to think a certain way by our garbage media diet and lackluster advertising regulations. It’s impossible to avoid the bs projected at us 24/7. I constantly have to drive by billboards with anti-abortion propaganda slogans on them…

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 4 points 8 hours ago

I know. I'm not saying this from any kind of high horse. It's not just the US and Americans aren't inherently weaker or dumber or whatever else. It's just a particularly shitty situation. We're most likely heading towards similar times over here in Europe.

[-] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

No one is immune to it and you are correct that is starting to really pickup in Europe too.

[-] brandon@piefed.social 28 points 11 hours ago

These are some of the closest relatives of the vertebrates, by the way.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 21 points 11 hours ago

Sea squirt looking at us doing dumb things to the planet: ..... nah, don't know those guys, not related at all

[-] Klear@quokk.au 8 points 10 hours ago

I mean, it's not like we're the worst. Stromatolites completely fucked up the atmosphere and it's still full of poison billions of years later.

[-] twack@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

In that context, we emerged to thrive on and require that poison like some kind of ghoul feeding off a river of demonic ooze from hell.

Makes sense why we keep fucking shit up.

[-] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 9 minutes ago

Sounds like fun guys...

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 10 hours ago

Me, rotting in bed

[-] ddplf@szmer.info 7 points 9 hours ago

I somehow misread sea for ceo and yet it didn't make it nonsensical

[-] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 7 minutes ago

That does rather well suggest what happened to Mario...

[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 hours ago

Lucky bastard

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 hours ago

One is now sitting in the White House

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